What Is Marlon Byrd Thinking?

You better think, think about what you’re trying to do to me.  Yeah, think, let your mind go, let yourself be free.  -Aretha Franklin

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  C’mon Marlon, use your head.  Victor Conte?  Really?  Do you read the papers?  According to Yahoo Sports, Texas Rangers outfielder, Marlon Byrd, has been obtaining “a variety of pills and powders from Conte for 18 months.”  Gee willickers!  You do know who Victor Conte is, right Marlon?  You do know he admittedly ran doping programs which have broken Olympic records as well as a little old baseball record we like to call the All Time Home Run Leader.  BALCO?  I know, I know, BALCO does not exist anymore.  Scientific Nutrition for Advanced Conditioning does.  That’s the new BALCO.  Like my main Gary Gnu always says, no gnews is good gnews.  Nothing good’s gonna come out of this.

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

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