Don’t look now, but there are rings around Uranus. But honestly folks, couldn’t she have put her first name on the back of that shirt? Would it have been that hard? I bet she gets a ton a crap for that. Ha ha! Get it? Crap? Anus? That’s rich. That name ain’t.

Peace out homies. Six two and even!

I’ve taken my bows and my curtain calls.  You brought me fame and fortuen and everything that goes with it.  I thank you all.  -Queen

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  You know what the man says.  The man says all the world the loves a winner.  If that’s true, you’re gonna love these four guys.  If that’s true, you’re gonna love the only four guys in history to have won an NCAA title and immediately following, won themselves a NBA title.  Four times the action.  Four times the adventure.  Four times the fantastic.          Read More »

Se all y’all tomorrow.  Come on back now, ya hear?

Today’s top links from the wide wonderful world of sports and beyond:

• Ron Washington Channels His Inner Tony Montana  (Midwest Sports Fans)
• The Best College Backcourts:  2010 Edition  (NQTC)
• Hung Like A Japanese First Baseman  (YepYep)
• Now That’s A Hit!  (Goon’s World)
• Mmmmm Cheerleaders  (Guyism)

Thanks (7th Inning Stache)

• Reggie Bush To The Seahawks?  (Rumors & Rants)
• A Look At The Lovely St. Patrick’s Day Sports Merchandise  (Simon On Sports)
• Obama Picks Kansas, Mispells Syracuse  (Buster Sports)
• 5 Reasons The Nets Are Not The Worst Team Ever  (NJ Star Ledger)
• It’s the Bricks That Make Butler Basketball Special  (NY Times)

Peace out homies.  Six Two and Even!

Will you recognize me?  Call my name or walk on by?  Don’t you forget about me.  Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t you forget about me.  -Simple Minds

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  There was a time Bobby Crosby was one of baseball’s chosen ones.  In 2004, he was chosen as the American League’s Rookie of the Year.  In 2006, he was chosen by Peter Gammons to win the American League MVP.  Unfortunately for Bobby, he never lived up to the hype.  Injuries and overall lack of production derailed his career.  His home runs virtually vanished.  In his ROY season, Crosby hit 22 home runs and played in 151 games.  Since then, he has hasn’t hit more than nine home runs in a season and has only played in over 100 games just once.  But don’t look now, Bobby Crosby is mashing again.  Graveyard smashing again.  He’s caught on in a flashing again.        Read More »

Now it’s a mighty long way down the dusty trail and the sun beats down on the cold steel rails.  And I look like a bum but I crawl like a snail, all the way from Memphis.  -Mott The Hoople

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  The Memphis Grizzlies get no respect.  No respect at all.  All they know is rejection.  Their yo-yo, it never comes back!  Sports Illustrated recently conducted a poll in which it asked 173 NBA players which team is least likely to win an NBA title in the next five years.   The Grizzlies came in third, receiving 15 percent of the votes.  No respect I tell ya.  I don’t get it.  This is a team having one of the most dramatic turnarounds of the season with the league’s third-youngest roster.  This is a team that stood up.  A team who would not take it anymore.  A team that stood up against the scum, the dogs, the filth, the shit.  Yes, sports fans, here is a team that stood up.       Read More »

Seton Hall’s Herb Pope punches Texas Tech’s Darko Cohadarevic in the nuts. Not once, but twice.  Like Danny Vermin always says, “You shouldn’t kick me in the balls, Mrs. Kelly.  My sister kicked me in the balls once.  Once!

Thanks (Sporting Blog)

Peace out homies.  Six two and even!

Hey young world, the world is yours.  Hey young world, the world is yours.  Young world, young world, the world is yours.  -Slick Rick

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  You know what the man says.  The man says pitching wins championships.  The man says you’re only as good as your next starter.  Sparky Anderson says, “If I ever find a pitcher who has heat, a good curve, and a slider, I might seriously consider marrying him, or at least proposing.”  Well, I found some guys.  Sparky better go buy a ring.  Heck, he should go all Big Love and buy five of them.             Read More »

Today’s top links from the wide wonderful world of sports and beyond:

• Hey, Wanna Coach DePaul?  Apply Here  (Tremendous Upside Potential)
• March Madness :  Morale Booster or Drain on Productivity?  (Fox News)
• John Wall Is No Jon Wallenstein  (Global Sports Fraternity)
• I Can’t Wait For This Show  (The Hollywood Reporter)
• Buster Olney = Sports Talk Radio Caller?  (Joe Sports Fan)

Thanks (Chicago Sports Mob)

• Deep Sleeper Alert  (St. Louis Dispatch)
• Jets Need To Learn Their Rightful Place  (Sparty & Friends)
• Fernando Perez Is The Man  (D-Rays Bay)
• Dear Baseball:  You’re Confusing Topps  (SB Nation)
• Cold Cases: The NHL’s Other Missing Items  (Down Goes Brown)

Peace out homies.   Six Two and Even!

Soon, Tiger Woods will be back strolling down the fairway.  He will be back strolling down the fairway  at Augusta obliterating everything in sight.  He will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy his brothers.  And you will know his name is Tiger when he lays his vengeance upon thee.

Public Spectacle:

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!