But I’m just a soul whose intentions are good. Oh Lord, please don’t let me be misunderstood. -The Animals
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! So there I am, minding my own business, not bothering anybody. Watching a little TV. Watching a little ESPN. Watching a little PTI. That’s when I heard it. Thats when I saw her, ooh, I saw her. She came in through the out door, out door. Tony Kornheiser and Mike Wilpon came in through their out doors, out doors. They said K-Rod’s act is getting tired. They said K-Rod’s act is wearing thin. Now, I may live in New York, but I’m no Met-O-Sexual by any stretch, but still. But still, I have to ask, what act is that exactly you are speaking of?
Is it the act of facing up, man to man, with the guy who did not extend to you the same courtesty? The act of facing up, man to man, with the guy who cried his river to the press? That act there? Or is it the act of being the best baseball player on your baseball team. That act? Or is it the act of being the only guy on your team who goes in night in and night and does his job? Is it that act? I’ll take that act. Hey waddya call that act? The Aristocrats!
Peace out homies. Six two and even!