Sex and drugs and rock and roll is all my brain and body need. Sex and drugs and rock and roll are very good indeed. -Ian Dury And The Blockheads
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! It’s official, Michael Phelps is the new Joe Namath. Namath hit every hot spot in New York and had a beautiful woman on his arm every other night. Substitute bong hits for booze and that’s Michael Phelps. According to The News Of The World, Michael Phelps plunged into bed with a pair of strippers then bragged of getting out of his head on dope. Baltimore stripper Theresa White: “The sex lasted for about three hours. Michael should get another Olympic gold for marathon love-making!” Yowza!
Public Spectacle:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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I could care less about the relay team struggling.
not when theres strippers that need bedding down
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Let me know if you talk to Phelps….I'll mail him a Sparkit Sweatshirt !!
sooo um, whats the big deal!??
Namath was a stud in his day but might be remembered for trying to make out with suzzy culbert on MNF lol
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