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Michael Phelps: The New Joe Namath

By: josh q. public on: Tuesday, May 12, 2009 @11:43 am

Michael Phelps: The New Joe Namath

Sex and drugs and rock and roll is all my brain and body need.  Sex and drugs and rock and roll are very good indeed.  -Ian Dury And The Blockheads

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  It’s official, Michael Phelps is the new Joe Namath.  Namath hit every hot spot in New York and had a beautiful woman on his arm every other night.  Substitute bong hits for booze and that’s Michael Phelps.  According to The News Of The World, Michael Phelps plunged into bed with a pair of strippers then bragged of getting out of his head on dope.  Baltimore stripper Theresa White:  “The sex lasted for about three hours.  Michael should get another Olympic gold for marathon love-making!”  Yowza!      

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    I could care less about the relay team struggling.

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    not when theres strippers that need bedding down

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    Let me know if you talk to Phelps….I'll mail him a Sparkit Sweatshirt !!

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    sooo um, whats the big deal!??

    Namath was a stud in his day but might be remembered for trying to make out with suzzy culbert on MNF lol

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