Shiver Me Timbers: It’s The Pittsburgh Pirates

Pirate love Is what I’m looking for.  Pirate love is what I’m wanting for.  I never ever needed it so bad.  Yeah!  -The New York Dolls

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Lookie, lookie what we got here. Arrrghh. Their pistols are loaded.  They shot Betty Crocker.  Delivered Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones’ locker.  Yesterday, Ross Ohlendorf sent the Florida Marlins down to Davey Jones locker.  Yesterday, Ross Ohlendorf  threw seven shutout innings against the Florida Marlins.  How about that?  How about this?  The Pirates’ 8-0 win over the Marlins was their fourth shutout in thirteen games and the team’s third in their last four games.  Hit’em on the head with a broken hammer.  Early in the morning!  It’s the first time in Pittsburgh’s 123-year franchise history that they’ve had four shutouts in the first thirteen games of a season.  Put him into bed with the captain’s daughter.  Early in the morning!   The Pirates did not record their fourth shutout last season until August 1, in their 109th game.  Slap him around and call him Suzie.  Early in the morning!  The Bucs had not had three shutouts over a four-game span since July 1982.  Spray them with whiskey and light’em on fire.  Early in the morning!  So be very careful NL Central.  Because mutiny on the bounty’s what they’re all about.  They’re gonna board your ship and turn it on out!

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

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