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Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Just like my main Ric Flair, Chris Paul is a limousine ridin’, jet flyin’, kiss stealin’, wheelin’ dealin’, son of a gun. Wooooo! He was a wheelin’ and a dealin’ last night, boyeeee. Last night, CP3 scored twenty-seven big points. Last night, CP3 dished out fifteen dimes. Last night, she said, “Oh, baby, don’t feel so down. Oh, it turns me off, when I feel left out.” Chris Paul ain’t feeling down. Chris Paul ain’t feeling left out of nothing. Nuttin’ honey.
Last night the Dallas Mavericks were minding their own business. Not bothering anybody. Then it happened. That’s when I saw her, ooh, I saw her. She walked in through the out door, out door. That’s when the third quarter happened. That’s when CP3 walked in through the out door, out door. That’s when Chris Paul went off. Went off for twelve points and seven assists in the period. Went off and finished with those twenty-seven big points and those fifteen big assists for the game.
Know this sports fans, know that was the ninth time in the last two seasons that Paul has had at least twenty-five points and fifteen assists in the same game. Know that’s one more 25-point/15-assist game than every other NBA player combined have recorded over the last two seasons. Every other player combined! Yowza! Know that Deron Williams and Dwyane Wade, with two each, are the only other players with more than one such game since the start of the 2007-08 season. Know that Chris Paul is a very good basketball player.
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!