Smokin’ in the boys’ room. Now, teacher, don’t you fill me up with your rules; but everybody knows that smokin’ ain’t allowed in school. -Brownsville Station
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Michael Phelps got suspended from swimming. Michael Phelps lost his Kellogg’s cereal endorsement. Nobody likes me. Everybody hates me. I’m gonna eat a worm. Not so fast Mikey. Hold onto that worm. Not everybody hates you. There’s still hope yet. Keep hope alive!
According to TMZ, it appears Gurkha Cigars just offered Phelps twenty-five large to be their official “smokesperson.” Smokesperson, that’s funny. So is this: In a letter to Phelps, Gurkha said, “We would like to provide you with the opportunity to do what you do best-smoke and swim. And while we can’t help you with your swimming skills, we can definitely offer you the best of the best when it comes to the cigar world.”
Just when you thought Phelps was delivered down to Davey Jones’ locker, he’s back treading water. It’s no Toucan Sam, but what is? What is?
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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