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Not Everybody Hates Michael Phelps

By: josh q. public on: Tuesday, February 10, 2009 @9:15 am

Not Everybody Hates Michael Phelps

Smokin’ in the boys’ room.  Now, teacher, don’t you fill me up with your rules; but everybody knows that smokin’ ain’t allowed in school.  -Brownsville Station

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  Michael Phelps got suspended from swimming.  Michael Phelps lost his Kellogg’s cereal endorsement.  Nobody likes me.  Everybody hates me.  I’m gonna eat a worm.  Not so fast Mikey.  Hold onto that worm.  Not everybody hates you.  There’s still hope yet.  Keep hope alive!   

According to TMZ, it appears Gurkha Cigars just offered Phelps twenty-five large to be their official “smokesperson.”  Smokesperson, that’s funny.  So is this:  In a letter to Phelps, Gurkha said, “We would like to provide you with the opportunity to do what you do best-smoke and swim.  And while we can’t help you with your swimming skills, we can definitely offer you the best of the best when it comes to the cigar world.”

Just when you thought Phelps was delivered down to Davey Jones’ locker, he’s back treading water.  It’s no Toucan Sam, but what is?  What is?

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Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

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    [...] Josh Q. Public: Not Everybody Hates Michael Phelps Quick aside on Phelps. I know a lot of people are still wondering how he could photographed with a bong in his hand. People were astonished that he didn’t consider camera phones. I have news for these people. HE WAS STONED. He was probably thinking about a nice Double-boiled Sea Cucumber and Chicken Soup he had at the Summer Games. [...]

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    Me either. Do they still have a Marlboro man?

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    very valid point, damn shame too.

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    BettorFan Sports Says:

    Phelps would be a great Smokesperson for High Times. Never heard of Gurkha though.

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    BettorFan Sports Says:

    Not after Thank You For Smoking.