Ok folks, I’m spending the day with my family this week-end so I won’t be around here to entertain y’all. You’re on your own. So Sydney, sit down. Relax. Have a sandwich. Drink a glass of milk. Do some fucking thing. I know, why don’t you just enjoy some of these here clips of some of our favorite TV fathers. Yaaaaa, that’s the ticket! Read More »

Flesh, flesh for fantasy.  We want flesh, flesh for fantasy.  We want flesh, flesh for fantasy.  You cry flesh, flesh for fantasy.  -Billy Idol

OK, here we go!  Write it, and they will read.  Well, as it turns out, Mrs. Q. Public never saw The Natural.  So, on Friday night, we buckled in together and watched it.  We laughed.  We cried.  We cheered.  Afterwards, I thought, geez, I would love to have Roy Hobbs on my team.  Then I thought, who else would I want?  A blog is born.  So, without further ado, I give you the All-Fictional Team:                       Read More »

Today’s the Pro Bowl. Hooray Pro Bowl! Not really. But still. But still, today’s Pro Bowl affords me the opportunity to post this. Today’s Pro Bowl affords me the opportunity to post everybody’s favorite office linebacker. So without further ado, I give you, Terrible Terry Tate:

Peace out homies. Six two and even!

Some folks may think the above video crosses the line. Some folks may think the above video is in bad taste. Those folks are probably right, but it sure is funny. Just so you know, I’m digging the Onion’s Sports Dome. Just so you know, I haven’t laughed this hard at sports anchors since Chet Harper said, “Tonight at the Alamodome, he gets Happy-Go-Jackie on the big white guy like a donkey eating a waffle! Sweet Sassy Molassey! Get out the checkbook and pay grandma for the rubdown as the Spurs beat the Heat, 86-79! So tune in, tell ‘em the Public sent ya. You won’t be disappointed.

Peace out homies. Six two and even!

I love Mad Men.  I love Sesame Street.  Put ‘em together waddya get?  You get a little something like this:

Peace out homies. Six two and even!

Is it me, or does this:

Make you think of this:

Peace out homies. Six two and even!

Sunny day.  Sweepin’ the clouds away.  On my way to where the air is sweet.  Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?  How to get to Sesame Street?  -Sesame Street Theme

Public Service Announcement:  Back in 1969, Sesame Street hit the airwaves.  Here we are, more than forty years later, and the Muppets characters created by Jim Henson are still going strong.  Still teaching us right from wrong.  Bang the gong!  Now I like Kermit, Oscar ans Big Bird  as much as the next guy, but my favorite parts were when athletes made their guest appearances.  After the jump, enjoy some of the best athlete appearances on Sesame Street of all time:             Read More »

I just saw this sneaker commercial for the Reebok EasyTones:

Pretty good ad, right?  Pretty funny, right? It got me to thinking, what are the best sneaker ads of all time. So, without further ado, here you go:        Read More »

Back to life, back to reality.  Back to life, back to the here and now.  Yeah.  Show me how, decide what you want from me.  -Soul II Soul

Public Service Announcement:  Jimmy Johnson won two Super Bowls with the Dallas Cowboys.  Jimmy Johnson won a National Championship at The U.  Now, Jimmy Johnson has another prize in mind.  Now, Jimmy Johnson is going for the ever elusive Immunity Idol.  That’s right folks, one of the most decorated football coaches of all time is going on Survivor.  In honor of this monumentous occassion, I’ve decided to share with you, my dear readers, some other monumentous occassions.  I’ve decided to share with you, my dear readers, some of the best Athlete/Reality appearances ever.  Spolier Alert:  I know Erik Estrada is not an athlete, but it was just to good to resist.          Read More »

(ABC 9PM ET)   I’m not watching NIT.  I’m not watching Blues/Blackhawks.  I’m watching Lost.  Sometimes in life we must patiently a long time for answers.  We got ‘em last week all right. And how!  Last week we got that the island is really a huge butt plug for evil.  I think we got that Smokey is definitely not the good guy.  I don’t care.  It is my belief Jacob created his little Smoke Monster, and now the Monster has turned on him.  I hope the Monster wins. Get your popcorn ready!

Peace out homies!  Six Two and Even!