By: josh q. public on: Friday, March 18, 2011 @10:38 am
Andy Murray and his brother Jamie were knocked out of the ATP BNP Paribas Open doubles at the quarter-final stage by Alexandr Dolgopolov and Xavier Malisse. But not before Andy thought it best to pull his shorts down round his ankles a la George Costanza.
By: josh q. public on: Monday, November 23, 2009 @11:15 am
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Yesterday, Andy Murray beat Juan Martin Del Potro at the ATP World Tour Finals in London. Hooray Andy Murray! But yesterday, something else also happened. Yesterday, the rap song above surfaced. On the track Autograph, about the attention sports stars get from autograph hunters, the tennis world No 4 raps in his monotone voice: “During Wimbledon it really gets crazy. My hand cramps up and my mind gets hazy.” That got me to thinking. Thinking, what are the best athlete singing performances of all time? Brilliant, right? I thought so. So lets do this. Like we always knew this. Like Carl Lewis. The best athlete singing performances of all time:
By: josh q. public on: Sunday, February 15, 2009 @1:00 pm
I’m on my way, I’m making it. I’ve got to make it show, yeah. So much larger than life. I’m going to watch it grow, yeah. -Peter Gabriel
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Like the man says, the best offense is a good defense. Andy Murray has a great defense. That defense allowed him to beat Rafael Nadal yesterday. Beat Rafael Nadal to win the ABN AMRO World Tennis Tournament final in Rotterdam. Beat a gimpy Rafael Nadal, but still. But still, Murray has now won ten majors. Andy Murray is on the cusp of greatness. The cusp of greatness though, is still not greatness. Rotterdam is nice and all, but to achieve true greatness, Murray will have to win in Melbourne. He’ll have to win in London. In Paris. In New York . In places like that there.
By: josh q. public on: Monday, January 26, 2009 @3:00 pm
You’re the instigator, the orator of the town. You’re the worst when you converse, just a big mouth clown. -Run DMC
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! What do you have to say for yourself now Andy Murray? Nobody likes a big mouth. While you were busy blasting Roger Federer and Novak Djokovic, maybe you should have been paying just a little bit more attention to Fernando Verdasco. Well, it looks like Djokovic was right after all. It looks like you should not have been made the favorite in Oz. Read More »