Nobody nobody cares.  Nobody cares baby.  You know I’ve had my share.  It just ain’t fair.  It just ain’t fair.  -Aretha Franklin.

I don’t like this one.  I don’t like this one one bit.  You have to understand.  I hate this summamabitch.  I hate him more than all the other summamabitches.  Isiah too.  But that’s it.  Those two.  And that’s it.  Just this ashtray.  And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need.  And this remote control.  The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need.  And these matches.  The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball.  And this lamp.  That’s all I need.  I did not need this.  I did not need to hear that the judge in the Roger Clemens federal perjury trial abruptly declared a mistrial.  I feel like Arthur Kirkland.  I feel like screaming:  “You’re out of order!  You’re out of order!  The whole trial is out of order!  They’re out of order!  That man, that sick, crazy, depraved man, raped and beat that woman there, and he’d like to do it again!  He told me so!  It’s just a show!  It’s a show!  It’s “Let’s Make A Deal”!  “Let’s Make A Deal”!  Hey Frank, you wanna “Make A Deal”?  I got an insane judge who likes to beat the shit out of women!  Whaddya wanna gimme Frank, 3 weeks probation?           Read More »

Deny, you’re such a liar. You won’t know the truth if it bit you in the eye.  Deny, you’re such a liar.  You’re selling your no-no all the time.  -The Clash

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  See what happens?  Roger Clemens was steadfast.  Roger Clemens was adament. He denied being injected with Winstrol by Brian McNamee approximately four times in the buttocks over a several-week period with needles that the Rocket provided.  He denied McNamee injected him in the buttocks four to six times with testosterone from a bottle labeled either Sustanon 250 or Deca-Durabolin that McNamee had obtained from Kirk Radomski.  He denied being injected by McNamee four to six times with human growth hormone received from Radomski.  Read More »

Oh baby, I’m a star!  Might not know it now baby, but I are, I’m a star!  I don’t want to stop ’till I reach the top.  Sing it!  -Prince

Public Service Announcement:  Everybodys’s jibbering about Ubaldo Jimminez.  Everybody’s jabbering about Stephen Strasburg.  Jibbering and jabbering.  Blibbering and blabbering.  What about this guy?  What about Bob Adam Wainwright?  Last night, Adam Wainwright hurled seven shutout innings to lead the Cardinals to a 6-1 victory over the Reds.  That may not seem like such a big deal to you, but know this:  Wainwright has now registered 17 wins this season.  Wainwright has now registered a 1.99 ERA this season.  All through 25 starts.  Pretty good, right?  Damn skippy it’s good.  Since 1970, only five other pitchers posted at least 17 wins and an ERA below 2.00 through 25 starts in a season.  Only Vida Blue 1971 (19 wins; 1.37 ERA), Gaylord Perry 1972 (17 wins; 1.70 ERA), Ron Guidry1978  (17 wins; 1.79 ERA), Dwight Gooden 1985 (18 wins; 1.64 ERA) and Roger Clemens in 1997 (18 wins; 1.66 ERA).          Read More »

We go together like rama lama lama ke ding a de dinga a dong.  Remembered for ever like shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yipitty boom de boom.  -Grease

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  I know, I know, not another Brett Favre article.  But alas, yes, another Brett Favre article.  Last night I did what I do most Monday nights, I watched Monday Night Football while Twittering.  Quite an entertaining endeavor if you follow the right people.  I follow the right people.  I follow @macg_og.  @macg_og is a Packer fan.  He’s angry at Brett Favre.  I understand completely.  I was once a Roger Clemens fan.      Read More »

You’re not fully clean untill you’re Zestfully clean!

Peace out homies. Six two and even!

The name of this one is Judgment Day.  No more BS, can’t come out and play.  Don’t blame me, blame society.  Type of chemistry for a live MC.  -Method Man

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  As the Alex Rodriguez nonsense rages on, there’s another man battling some old demons.  There’s Roger Clemens.  And then there’s Maude.  And then there’s that old compromisin’, enterprisin’ anything but traqulizin’, right on Maude!  According to ESPN, a U.S. District judge in Houston dismissed most of Roger Clemens‘ defamation lawsuit against his former personal trainer Brian McNamee yesterday.  Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away.  Roger Clemens’ troubles are just beginning.   Read More »

Don’t you forget about me.  I’ll be alone, dancing you know it baby.  Going to take you apart; I’ll put us back together at heart, baby.  -Simple Minds

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! In all this A-Broad brouhaha, let us not forget this man.  Brouhaha?  Ha ha ha!  Let us not forget Roger Clemens.  While Peter Gammons was interviewing Oompa Loompa A-Broad, Howard Stern had a little interview of his own going on; and it wasn’t with a lesbian.  It was with Brian McNamee.  McNamee said, “Roger left Boston in ’96; if he never played after ’96, he was a Hall of Famer.”  Well he ain’t no more.

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

I can’t do nuttin’ for you man.  Go lean on Shell’s Answer Man.  I can’t do nuttin’ for ya man.  You jumped out of the jelly into a jam.  -Public Enemy

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  Let me make one thing perfect perfectly clear, Rocket Roger Clemens is in trouble.  A heap of trouble.  Ya got trouble right here in River City!  With a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands for steroids.  I dunno how, but it does.  Tests have linked Roger Clemens’ DNA to blood in syringes that his former trainer says he used to inject Rocket with juice.  Ruh roh Roger.     Read More »

But it hurts me so inside to see her treat me so unkind.  Somebody, somewhere tell her it’s unfair.  Can I get a witness?  -Marvin Gaye

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  Rocket Roger Clemens.  What?  You thought I forgot about this guy.  You thought he was off the hook?  You thought I said are you all right Spider?  Not a chance.  Kirk Radomski hasn’t forgotten about him either.  Kirk Radomski just met with federal prosecutors in preparation for his appearance before a grand jury.  Ruh roh Reorge Roger. 

Peace out homies. Six two and Even!

Rollin’ down the street, smokin’ indo, sippin’ on gin and juice.  Laid back.  With my mind on my money and my money on my mind.  -Snoop Dogg

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  Mark McGwire.  Barry Bonds.  Roger Clemens.  The unholy trinity.  Three is a magic number.  Yes it is, it’s a magic number.  Somewhere in the ancient, mystic trinity, you get three, as a magic number.  The shame that is steroids is claiming Big Mac as its first victim.  The other two are sure to follow.    Read More »