David Beckham is almost certain to miss the World Cup finals after tearing his achilles tendon playing for Milan. Becks flies out to Finland today to see specialist Sakari Orava and goes under the knife inside the next 24 hours. It is a massive blow to England’s World Cup hopes and Bend It fans worldwide:
Peace out Becks. Six two and even!
Now I’m not much of a soccer afficianado. I don’t hang around with those jackbooted cats who, come World Cup time, wrap themselves around their flag and commence to destroy everything in sight. Yo, I don’t hang out with those guys. Man I ain’t got nuthin’ to do with those dudes. Wait-a-minute. I saw your female with ‘em too. What’s up with her? I’ve been hearin’ that she been givin’ that stuff out to all them grafftti guys. No, I’m not one of those guys. Still. I give you this:
Peace out hooligans. Six two and even!
Peter Crouch’s other half stripped off for a body painting session for Sports Illustrated:
Peace out homies. Six two and even!
Two sports commentators are reporting from a recent soccer game in 99 degree humid weather. One of them is going down. Place your bets:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
Jens Lehmann, a German soccer goalie who currently plays for Stuttgart, pulls a Manny Ramirez. Sans the Green Monster: (Thanks Sporting Blog)
I wish I was little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her. -Skee Lo
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Ole Miss’ Dexter McCluster is 5’8″. Ole Miss’ Dexter McCluster is 165 lbs soaking wet. Ole Miss’ Dexter McCluster has just carved himself out a legendary senior season down in the SEC. Carved himself out a legendary senior season ever since Houston Nutt came to him before the Arkansas game and told him they were moving him back to running back full time. The rest, as they say, is history. He flirted with 300 yards against Tennessee. He is just 15 rushing and 25 receiving yards shy of becoming the first player in SEC history to have a thousand rushing and 500 receiving yards in a season. He has one more game to reach the milestone. He’ll have that ome more game in the Cotton Bowl.
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We all know the chances of scoring in soccer are infintesimal. But this is just downright silly:
Peace out homies. Six two and even!
Can I kick it? Yes you can! Can I kick it? Yes you can! Can I kick it? Yes you can! Can I kick it? Yes you can! Well, I’m gone ! -Tribe Called Quest
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Now I’m no soccer guy. I’ve been known to say stuff like, “Bend It can’t save soccer, because it’s not worth saving.” Stuff like, “As soon as the World Cup comes around, jackbooted fans everywhere, wrap themselves around their flag and commence to destroy everything in sight.” Stuff like that there. All that may change. It may change because beautiful blonde Oscar winner Charize Theron is to co-host the 90-minute TV extravaganza that will kick-off the countdown to soccer’s World Cup. Yahamma mamma! The show will also feature Galaxy star David Beckham and Nobel Peace prize winner, Archbishop Desmond Tutu, but who cares about them? Not me. Not when this little honey bunny is hanging around.
Public Spectacle:
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Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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