Now we crash through walls, cut through floors, bust through ceilings and knock down doors.  And when we’re on the tape, we’re fresh out the box.  You can hear our sound for blocks and blocks.  -Run DMC

Hockey Krishnas rejoice!  Hockey hockey!  Krishna Krishna!  That’s right.  Hockey talk.  Minnesota Wild talk.  Cal Clutterbuck talk.  Hooray Cal Clutterbuck!  Here’s all you need to know about Clutterbuck.  This cat hits.  Don’t listen to Don Cherry.  Don’t call this guy “Buttercup.”  Make no mistakes, like my main man Iron Mike Tyson always says, “He hits like a fucking mule kick.”  He hits early and he hits often.  So often in fact, he broke the NHL record for hits in the 2008–09 season with 356.  Clutterbuck also broke the record in a game that same year against the New York Islanders.  This guy isn’t known to be a big scoreR.  This guy isn’t known to be a top playmaker.  No siree Bobby.  Instead, he’s a hard-nosed player who will hit anything that isn’t wearing the same-colored jersey as his.                 Read More »

I am here to state, I’m here to relate, to explain and make it plain that: I`m just wild about Harry and Harry’s wild about me.  -Judy Garland

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Hockey Krishnas rejoice!  It’s hockey talk!  Hooray hockey talk!  I’ll tell you who ain’t rejoicing.  The Minnesota Wild, that’s who.  Not on the road anyway.  Maybe they are like jack Kerouak.  Maybe they think “somewhere along the line they know there’ll be girls, visions, everything; somewhere along the line the pearl will be handed to them.”  Unfortunately, they haven’t yet found that place outside of Minnesota.            Read More »

As Iron Man, all jets ablaze, he’s fighting and smiting with repulsor rays!  Amazing armor!  That’s Iron Man!  A blazing power!  That’s Iron Man! 

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! You all know about Cal Ripken.  You all know about Brett Favre.  You all know about those men of iron.  But, do you know about this iron man?  Do you know about the Minnesota Wild’s Andrew Brunette?   He has played 509 consecutive games, the longest current streak in the NHL.  That streak is currently in jeopardy.  In times like these you just have to ask yoursef, what would Brett Favre do? 

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.  -Albert Einstein     Read More »

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.  -Albert Einstein

1.  Wanna see the Yankees win?  Huh?  Do ya?  Watch the Bronx is Burning.  It’s the only place you’ll see it.  Ha ha ha ha!!!!         Read More »