Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!  Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious!  If you say it loud enough, you’ll always sound precocious.  Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye.  -Mary Poppins

It’s almost here!  Super Sunday.  Super fun day.  More fun than Plaxico Burress gun day.  It’s a quest for fun.  I’m gonna have fun and you’re gonna have fun.  We’re all gonna have so much f**king fun we’ll need plastic surgery to remove our godamn smiles.  You’ll be whistling ‘Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah’ out of you’re assholes!  Now that’s fun.  You know what else is fun?  Huh?  Do ya?  Sure you do.  Making up All Star teams is fun.  I know, I know, you wanted chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze!  Do that on your own time.  This my time.  This my damn blog.  And now without further ado, my damn Super Bowl All Star team:    Read More »

She loved him, yeah.  She don’t want to leave this way.  She feeds him, yeah.  That’s why she’ll be back again.  Can’t find a better man…  -Pearl Jam

On Sunday, I shipped off Boston.  On Sunday, I shipped off to Boston to find my wooden leg.  On Sunday, I shipped off Boston so I could watch Tom Brady and the New England Patriots in the friendly confines of family.  On Sunday, I shipped off to Boston so I could watch Tom Brady and the New England Patriots with my three older brothers.  Together, we have watched a lot of games.  Together, we have watched a lot of big games.  Important games.  Games that mattered.  Whatever our differences, Boston Sports has always kept us together.  The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been Boston Sports.  Our lives have rolled by like an army of steamrollers.  They have been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again.  But Boston Sports has marked the time.             Read More »

You’re simply the best, better than all the rest, better than anyone, anyone I’ve ever met.  I’m stuck on your heart, I hang on every word you say, tear us apart no, no, baby, I would rather be dead.  -Tina Turner

It is no secret that we over here at JQP Productions love us some Tom Brady.  It is no secret we put Tom Brady right up there with Larry Bird.  And……Now there’s a steal by Bird!  Underneath to DJ who lays it in!!…Right at one second left!!  What a play by Bird!  Bird stole the inbounding pass, laid it up to DJ, and DJ laid it up and in, and Boston has a one-point lead with one second left!  OH, MY, THIS PLACE IS GOING CRAZY!!! It is no secret we put Tom Brady right up there with Big Papi.  Ortiz into deep right field, back is Sheffield, we’ll see you later tonight! It is no secret we put Tom Brady right up there with Bobby Orr.  Sanderson…out to Orr…Bobby Orr…scores!…and the Boston Bruins have won the Stanley Cup! Like those guys there, Tom Brady has a few great moments of his own.  After the jump we talk about some of the earlier ones.     Read More »

Listen to me dog before you start to whine, that side’s yours and this side’s mine.  Move it on over.  Rock it on over.  Move over little dog, a big, old dog is movin’ in.  -George Thorogood & The Destroyers

Like that little chihuahua next door, the New York Jets continue to yip.  Like that little chihuahua next door, the New York Jets continue to yap.  Yipping and yapping.  Flipping and flapping.  All day long at school I hear how terrible Tom Brady is at this or how horrible Tom Brady did that!  Brady! Brady!  Brady!  You know what I say?  I  say what Mr. Blonde says.  I say, “Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?”          Read More »

We take all kind of pills to give us all kind of thrills.  But the thrill we’ve never known is the thrill that’ll get you when you get your picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone.  -Dr Hook and the Medicine Show

Curse schmurse!  Jinx schminx!  Nobody can stop these juggernaut Patriots.  Nobody can stop these sluggernaut Patriots.  These punch you in the muggernaut Patriots.  Nobody!  You hear me?  Nobody!  Not SI.  Not Rex Ryan.  Not that six-five, 230-pound quarterback with the laser rocket arm.  Not the Steelers.  Not that guy everybody wants to give a reach around to.  (Michael Vick) Not nobody! Like my main man Mohandas Gandhi always says, “Nobody can hurt me without my permission.”  Last I heard, Tom Brady ain’t giving no permission.  Last I heard, Tom Brady ain’t giving no quarter.  Last I heard, Tom Brady is the best football player that has ever been borned.  When there is trouble, I’m there on the double.  From Atlantic to Pacific, they know Tom Terrific!  You better know too!  Read More »

Sacked like a sacker. Call Mr. Brady. Tell him to leave his hair to that guy who sings ‘Baby’ .  -Justin Bieber

Public Service Announcement: Fresh off of dissing my boy, Tom Brady, Justin Bieber tried to chat up a couple of LA Lakers cheerleaders.  Sadly for him, they seemed more interested in the game than the pint-sized pop sensation.

Peace out homies.  Six two and even! 

Speed of lightning, roar of thunder, fighting all who rob or plunder:  Underdog.  Underdog.  Underdog!  -Underdog Theme

Public Service Announcement:  First off, you must know, I hate the Chargers.  Hated ‘em since the Patriots did the Lights Out Dance on the Super Charger logo four years ago.  Know this:  You can’t have a signature dance or prop and not expect it to get used against you if things go bad.  The Honky Tonk Man knew there was always a chance that somebody would take his guitar and smash it over his head.  The Patriots took Shawn Merriman’s guitar and smashed it over his head.  The Chargers have been crying ever since and if any of ‘em ain’t crying now, they’re gonna be crying come Sunday.          Read More »

It takes two to make a thing go right.  It takes two to make it outta sight.  Hit it!  -Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock

Public Service Announcement:  Holy Chang and Eng Bunker, Batman!  Ever since little Bron Bron decided to take his talents down to South Beach to play along side the Flash, the Dynamic Duo talk started up.  That got me to thinking.  I got to thinking, who are some of the best Dynamic Duos is sports history?  Who are some of the best Dynamic Duos now?  After the jump you can see the results for yourselves.  You excited?  Sure you are.          Read More »

You talk about people, you don’t even know.  And you talk about places, you never go.  You talk about your girl, from head to toe.  I said your mouth’s moving fast, and your brain’s moving slow.  -Run DMC

Public Service Announcement:  Where’s Sean Salisbury when you need him? John Clayton says there’s a”possibility” Tom Brady is angry about his his expiring contract.  John Clayton says there’s a”possibility” Tom Brady may holdout from training camp.  He says, “Brady has to decide if he wants to create controversy by making this a big story by not showing up for the start of camp.”  Listen here Clayton:  I served with Tom Brady.  I know Tom Brady.  Tom Brady is a friend of mine. Clayton, you’re no Tom Brady!           Read More »

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  So there I was, minding my own business, not bothering anybody, just perusing my Twitter page to see if there was anything worth stealing.  That’s when I saw the above Twitter post. Now you can only imagine mychagrin irritaion fury when I read this. No self respecting, card carrying, Patriot fan could take this lying down, and neither will I! You can bet your bippy on that! Read More »