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Dolphin Bites Man

By: josh q. public on: Monday, June 25, 2007 @4:58 pm

Dolphin Bites Man If you’ve got love in your sights, watch out, love bites.  -Def Leppard

What in all Holy Heck is going on around here?  First Tree Rollins bites Danny Ainge.  Then Mike Tyson bites Evander Hoyfeild.  Then Pac Man Jones bites a bouncer.  Now this:  Dolphins defensive tackle Frederick Evans (6’4″, 305) forced his way into a taxi outside a club in Miami Beach over the weekend.  Got into a dispute with the driver.  Refused to get out.   Bad boys, bad boys.  Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?  Whatcha gonna do?  Fight ‘em.  That’s what.  Get tasered by ‘em.  That’s what.  And when all else fails?  You bite ‘em.  That’s what.  Freddy is now charged with a host of felony charges.  A gaggle of felony charges.  A slew of felony charges.  A plethora of felony charges.  Multiple counts of battery on a law enforcement officer.  Resisting with violence.   Disorderly orderly intoxication.  Trespassing.  Cam Cameron:  We will not condone this type of behavior.  I assure everyone, it will be dealt with very seriously.  Roger Goodell?  What say you?

Peace out homies.  Six Two and Even!

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