Yesterday was March 2^nd, and according to the crack research staff at JPQ, it marked the 49^th anniversary of Wilt Chamberlain scoring 100 individual points in an NBA game.  While Wilt was surely prolific both on and off the court, the 100 point game has become a thing of legend throughout the years.  Even though the league has seen some great players pass through the gym in the last 49 years, nobody has seriously challenged Wilt’s 100 point game – although Kobe did drop 81 against Toronto back in ’06.  In fact, with the size and speed of the players, and advent of the shot clock, one could argue that Wilt’s record may just be unbreakable.  That got us to thinking, what are some of the unbreakable individual records of all time in sports, and what are the odds that somebody can actually break through and re-write history.  Here now is an exlcusive JQP eyewitness news investigation: Read More »

I just wanted to be the first to get this thing up before it goes viral.  And believe me, it will go viral.

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Peace out homies.  Six two and even!

As if things we’re bad enough already for NFL Legend Brett Farve, now Taiwanese TV has created a computer animation re-enactment of the alleged incident with the two New York Jets massage therapists. The same folks who gave you the infamous Tiger Woods re-enactment now give you this:

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Enough already about Bret Favre’s pee pee.  Here’s a football player’s body part we can really get excited about:

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In light of recent developments, Wrangler has decided to go with a more honest Brett Favre advertising campaign:

Peace out homies. Six two and even!

And the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz.  And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you it’ll turn into a ballroom blitz.  Ballroom blitz.  Ballroom blitz.  Ballroom blitz.  -Sweet

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, first thing first.  First thing is I hate the Jets.   I want them dead!  I want their families dead!  I want their house burned to the ground!  I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna piss on their ashes!  Having said that, and feeling good about saying that, I have to say this:  They just may be the best blitzing team in all of football.               Read More »

Reporters hang on his every word, even his ambiguous texts. He has the NFL record for the most touchdowns, and the most interceptions. He’s 50/50, on superbowl wins. He has retired more times than Muhammad Ali. He is the most indecisive man in the world:

Peace out homies. Six two and even!

Sandy, the fireworks are hailin’ over Little Eden tonight.  Forcin’ a light, into all those stoned-out faces left stranded on this Fourth of July.  -Bruce Springsteen

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  4th of July baby, 4th of July.  I’m a Red Sox Doodle Dandy.  Red Sox Doodle do or die.  A real live nephew of my Unlce Sam.  I was born on the 4th of July.  Yup, Independence Day folks.  So say goodbye, it’s Independence Day.  It’s Independence Day all down the line.  Just say goodbye it’s Independence Day.  It’s Independence Day this time.  Yesiree, Independence Day.  Fourth of Joo-ly.  What better way to celebrate than to look back at some other famous fours.  Some Gang of Fours.  Some Figure Fours.  Some Fantastic Fours.  Some Fab Fours.  So without any further ado, Happy FOURth of Joo-ly!     Read More »

Brett Favre for real comfortable, really tiny, jean shorts:

Peace out homies. Six two and even!

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I guess I’ll die another day.  I think I’ll find another way.  There’s so much more to know.  I guess I’ll die another day.   -Madonna

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  What’s crack-a-lacking sports fans?  Week eleven, over and done with.  Week eleven, so much fun with.  Week eleven, all that and a hamburger bun with.  Like my man man Tom Landry always says, “Football is an incredible game.  Sometimes it’s so incredible, it’s unbelievable.”  Let’s see what was  so incredible about it.  Let’s see what was so incredible it was unbelievable about it.   Shall we?  Sure we shall.       Read More »