Just what makes that little old ant think he’ll move that rubber tree plant? Anyone knows an ant, can’t…move a rubber tree plant. But he’s got high hopes. He’s got high hopes. He’s got high apple pie, in the sky hopes. -Frank Sinatra
Ok, here we go! I hate to sound like the oldest guy in the barbershop, but lately, when I hear all the criticism flying Tim Tebow’s way, all I could think of were those nasty little naysayers a few years back. All I could think of were those nasty little not today sayers a few years back. Those nasty little no way Jose sayers a few years back. I thought of them and I thought of Doug Flutie. Read More »
By now you’ve all heard that the Denver Broncos, in what has to be the most transparent job search process in, well, quite honestly….ever, are giving their fans a unique look at the search for a new head coach. The team has posted behind the scenes job search interviews and footage of candidates for the job. After the jump, take a peek at some of the latest interviews: Read More »
Oh the grass is green ad the bases white and the players pitch and hit. But more than that, alas, alack, they only prefer to spit, to spit. They only prefer to spit. -Gilbert & Sullivan
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! This story has taken off. By now, you’ve all heard it. You’ve all heard during the American League Championship Series, Yankees fans spit on the families of the Texas players incuding Cliff Lee’s wife. But like any red blooded mercenary, Cliff Lee said, a guy spitting on his family would not deter him from signing with the Yankees. That’s the spirit! And in that spirit, let’s have a look-see at other incidents in sports spitting, shall we? Sure we shall. Read More »
I am, I am, I am Superman and I know what’s happening. I am, I am, I am Superman and I can do anything. -REM
Public Service Announcement: Remember that old Eddie Murphy bit about the Chinese guys marketing their 29 cent chopsticks? We need a hook for this. We need eye catcher. Tim Tebow don’t need no hook. Tim Tebow don’t need no eye catcher. This guy has been leading the NFL in jersey sales since virtually the day he was drafted. Now, 15 minutes after they were put on sale, Tim Tebow’s Nike Trainer 1.2s, have sold out. That’s right. The sneakers went up for sale at 1:50 am this morning and sold out at 2:05. Yowza! Yowza! Yowza! Imagine if this cat ever turns out to be good?
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
Happy Thanksgiving! If you’re a Giants fan on this day like myself, sorry to hear that. After watching all four quarters of embarrassing football, here’s what can be analyzed. We are not what we thought we were. And we let a lot get off the hook! Point blank Giants fans, we do not have much to look forward to moving forward. This team lacks a lot of things, starting with coaching all the way to the quarterback. The best thing is, it’s about time someone addressed the issues!
Read More »
Working my way back to you babe, with a burning love inside. Yeah, I’m working my way back to you babe, with a happiness that died. I let it get away, paying every day. -Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Say what you want about Brandon Marshall. You can say he lolly-gags the ball around the practice field. You can say he lolly-gags his way down the sideline. You can say he lolly-gags in and out of the training room. You can say that makes him a lolly-gagger. I say, at least he’s in camp. Here are some guys who weren’t: Read More »
Can’t get used to losin’ you no matter what I try to do. Gonna live my whole life thorough, loving you. -Andy Williams
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! By now you’ve extra’d extra’d, read all about it. You’ve real all about it ad-nauseum. Read all about it without pausium. But I’m here like Santa Clausium. I’m here not to give you the merits or disadvantages of this trade. I’m here to give you some fun facts. I’m here to tell you Jay Cutler has been traded to the Bears, coming off a season in which he threw for 4,526 yards. Only two players have changed teams after throwing for at least 4,000 yards. Only Elvis Grbac after throwing for 4,164 yards in 2000 and only Brett Favre after having 4,155 passing yards in 2007. How about that? Read More »
I, I will be king. And you, you will be queen. Though nothing will drive them away, we can beat them, just for one day. We can be Heroes, just for one day. -David Bowie
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Larry Fitzgerald had all the pre-game hype. Deservedly so. All game we waited for it. Anticipated for it. His first catch didn’t come until late in the second quarter. But then came the fourth quarter. Then came the dynamite. Boom goes the dynamite. Two touchdowns in the fourth qaurter. The second one a breathtaking, deathmaking, crystal-meth shaking 64-yard dash down the middle of the field that put the Cardinals up 23-20 with 2:37 left on the clock. Read More »
Last dance, last dance for love. Yes, its my last chance for romance tonight. -Donna Summer
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! We hear it all the time. Must win game. We hear it early in the season. We hear it late season. But this team we mean it. We really really mean it. This time it’s win or go home. Stanley, see this? This is this. This ain’t something else. This is this. From now on, you’re on your own. Read More »