Anybody know what the Olsen twins are doing these days? Of course you don’t, nobody does. The fact that they have disappeared off the face of the earth is a grim reminder to us all that even the brightest young stars fade away and die at some point. They had a great run, they lit up televisions in American living rooms for years with their antics as little Michelle. But things that great don’t last forever and eventually the girls grew older; their egos got the best of them. They grew too big for Bob Saget’s house and they made the biggest mistake of their lives, they thought they were too good to play the role that they were born to play.
When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I’m feeling sad, I simply remember my favorite things and then I don’t feel…so bad. -Sound of Music
Public Service Announcement: I love baseball as much as the next guy. Probably moreso. But in these dog days of summer, I sure do miss football. First a disclaimer. I am in no way, shape or form stating that these five cats are the five best running backs of all time. OK? Got it? In no way, shape or form. I am just saying these are the five cats I enjoyed watching running the rock the most. Are we clear here? Good. Now let’s get to this. Like we always knew this. Like my main man Marvin Lewis. You know you can’t resist. All the way from Bankok to Budapest. Dropping science like a nuclear physicist. My five very favoritest.
Josh Q. Public, that is my name, and I know the fly spot where they got the champagne. We rode for six hours then we hit the spot. The beat was a bumping and the girlies was hot. -Beastie Boys
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Like the Venga Boys always say, “Hey now, hey now, hear what I say now. Happiness is just around the corner” That’s right, the Superbowl is right around the corner. Shhh! It’s around the corner. And like the Venga Boys, football players sure like to party. They like, they like to party. So my friends, with the Super Bowl coming up and all, let’s have a look see at those cats who fought a little bit too hard for their right.
Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw. Had two big horns and a wooly jaw. Wooly bully, wooly bully. Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully. -Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! That’s right folks, I’m back! Flew in from Miami Beach BOAC, didn’t get to bed last night. On the way the paper bag was on my knee. Man I had a dreadful flight. And boy are my arms tired. But I am back. Back in the nick of time. Back in a mouse click of time. Like Mike Tyson, back, hitting like a f’n mule kick in time. Back in time for wild and wooly card Saturday. So let’s get to this. Like we always knew this. Like my main man Marvin Lewis. Shall we? Sure we shall.
Monday Monday, so good to me. Monday Monday, it was all I hoped it would be. Oh Monday morning, Monday morning couldn’t guarantee that Monday evening you would still be here with me. -Mamas & The Papas
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Monday, Monday, Monday! You know what that means. That means it’s time to analyze and dissect what happened on Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Like my main man Walter Payton always ays, ““Never die easy. Why run out of bounds and die easy? Make that linebacker pay. It’s ok to lose, to die, but don’t die without trying, without giving it your best.” Let’s look and see who didn’t die easy. Let’s look and see who made them pay. Who gave it their best. Better than all the rest. Shall we? Sure we shall.
Today I’m just trolling Twitter and stealing stuff. I stole this from Black Sports Online. Earlier today on his twitter account, OchoCinco Twitpiced? what the Ocho Cinco Condom box would look like. Now that’s funny.
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They say that all good things must end. Call it tonight, the party’s over, and tomorrow starts the same old thing again. -Willie Nelson
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Another Sunday down. Down Goes Frazier! Down Goes Frazier! Down Goes Frazier! I get knocked down but I get up again. You’re never going to keep me down. That’s right, I’m getting up to write down what happened yesterday on ye olde gridiron. Let’s have us a look see, shall we? Sure we shall.
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Whatever. Party’s over, tell the rest of the crew. Yo P, it’s on you, what you wanna do? -Mobb Deep
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Another Sunday in the books. Like my main Mike Ditka always says, “You can’t win a derby with a donkey… You have a lot of people evaluating talent in the National Football League who don’t know how to evaluate talent.” I’m one of those people. Hee haw! Hee haw! I’m like Francis the talking mule. The name’s Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I’ll kill you. Also, I don’t like nobody touching me. Now, any of you Romos touch me, and I’ll kill you. Ok, ok, enough hijinks. Let’s see what happened yesterday, shall we? Yes we shall:
Green Bay fans think Chad Ochocinco is number one! Oh, no. the mean something entirely different:
Peace out homies. Six two and even!
Oh, oh, telephone line, give me some time, I’m living in twilight. -ELO
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! I don’t know what worries me more, Tom Brady’s shoulder, or knowing that Tom Brady takes phone calls from Chad Ochocinco to talk about his shoulder. From Chad’s Twitter account: ”Just got a call back from Tom Brady, says he’s fine and there’s nothing to worry about.” This from the guy who earlier in the night twittered: “Final Destination is fuc^#%^ng awesome, Must see, I give it two legs up including my 3rd leg, wink ” C’mon Tom, use your freakin’ head!
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!