(ESPN 8PM ET)  I know it’s March Madness, I’m just not feeling it yet.  It’s just not revving up my automobiling it yet.  It’s just not my cut of vealing it yet.  It will be.  Just not yet.  I want to see just how good the  Oklahoma City Thunder are with Kendrick Perkins manning the post.  The Thunder obtained Perkins for three reasons.  The Thunder obtained Perkins for defense, rebounding, and toughness.  That’s right, they got him to do the dirty work.  Dirty deeds.  Done dirt cheap.  The Boston Celtics won a lot with basketball games with Kendrick Perkins doing the dirty work in their line-up.  That Boston Celtics starting line-up never lost a playoff series.  They did however, lose a Game 7 in the Finals without Kendrick Perkins doing the dirty work in the line-up.  What does Perk do in this OKC line-up?  What doe he do with this stable of young talent that is led by soon-to-be back-to-back scoring champ Kevin Durant and fellow All-Star Russell Westbrook?  We soon shall see.  We soon shall see tonight against the scorching Heat.  Get your popcorn ready!

Peace out homies!  Six Two and Even!

Tell me why is it so.  Don’t wanna let you go.  Never can say goodbye.  No no no no, I never can say goodbye.  -Michael Jackson

Oh boy.  Boy howdy.  Howdyalike them apples?  Like Sasha Grey always says, “This is a tough one to swallow.”  I’ve always been a good soldier, right?  I’ve always been a company man, right?  Not so much today.  Today I’m a little like Rocky Burnett.  Today, I’m tired of toeing the line.  As you all know by now, my beloved Boston Celtics sent center Kendrick Perkins and Nate Robinson to Oklahoma City in exchange for the 7-foot Nenad Krstic and Jeff Green.  I do not like this.  I do not like this in a house.  I do not like this with a mouse.  I do not like this here or there.  I do not like this anywhere.  Read More »

Youre just as soft as a lion tamed.  Youre just as wet as the evening rain.  Soft and wet.  Soft and wet.  -Prince

After yesterday’s Heat/Thunder game, Kevin Durant called out Chris Bosh.  After yesterday’s Heat/Thunder game, Kevin Durant said of Bosh, “There’s a lot of fake tough guys in this league and he’s one of them.”  In a word, Kevin Durant called Chris Bosh, soft.  In a word, Kevin Durant is, right.              Read More »

I like Slam dunks take me to the hoop.  My favorite play is the alley oop.  I like the pick-and-roll, I like the give-and-go.  Cause it’s basketball, uh, Mister Kurtis Blow.  -Kurtis Blow

Ace may be the place with the helpful hardware but this is the place with the NBA hardware.  The place with the NBA midseason hardware.  The hardware that’s fun to wear.  More fun than a barrel of monkeys.  More fun than a clown on fire.  More fun than a sack of dead kittens.  More fun than all of that.  Like my main man the Big Fundamental always says:  “Good, better, best.  Never let it rest.  Until your good is better and your better is best.”  Who’s good?  Who’s better?  Who’s best?  After the jump, take a look for yourself.  Do it.              Read More »

Pimpin’ y’all, ain’t heard that latest?  Ay it’s the best of the best, I drive Chevys, fuck Mercedes.  Ay, I’m the greatest, ay, I’m the greatest.  -TI

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  What’s crack-a-lacking sports fans?  I’ll tell you what’s crack-a-lacking.  Kevin Durant is crack-a-lacking.  That’s what’s crack-a-lacking.  Every day this kid just gets better.  Like my main the Big Fundamental always says, “Good, better, best.  Never let it rest.  Until your good is better and your better is best.”  Anything you can be, I can be greater.  Sooner or later, I’m greater than you.  I’m picking sooner.  In fact, I’m picking today.  Don’t look now folks, Kevin Durant has arrived.  Here I am baby.  Signed, sealed, delivered, I’m yours!   Last night, Kevin Durant delivered 40 points in the Thunder’s 116-108 win over the Timberwolves.  Hooray Kevin Durant!          Read More »

It takes two to make a thing go right.  It takes two to make it outta sight.  Hit it!  -Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Everbody’s jibbering about their brackets.  Everbody’s jabbering about their brackets.  Jibbering and Jabbering.  Blibbering and blabbering.  I got one for you.  A tisket a tasket , a green and yellow bracket.  Baylor Bear green and yellow that is.  Swimming pools and movie stars.  Tweety Carter and LaceDarius Dunn.        Read More »

Do you really want to live forever?  Forever and ever?  Forever young.  I wanna be
forever young.  -Jay-Z

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!   What’s crack-a-lacking sports fans?  I’ll tell you what’s crack-a-lacking.  Kevin Durant is crack-a-lacking.  Russell Westbrook is crack-a-lacking too.  Who says youth is wasted on the young?  Ok, ok, George Bernard Shaw said it.  Clearly, Mr. Shaw never saw Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook run the rock.  Every day these kids just get better and better.  Anything you can be, I can be greater.  Sooner or later, I’m greater than you.  I’m picking sooner.  In fact, I’m picking right now.  Don’t look now folks, the Oklahoma City Thunder have arrived.  Here I am baby.  Signed, sealed, delivered, I’m yours!            Read More »

When this party is over, there’ll be no more rappin’.  You and I can spread out, and anything can happen.  If the party’s not enough, and you still think you’re ready, you ain’t gotta clap your hands and dance, but we can still rock steady.  -Kool Mo Dee

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Aldous Huxley thinks consistency is contrary to nature.  He thinks it is contrary to life.  He thinks the only completely consistent people are dead.  Clearly, Aldous Huxley never met Kevin Durant.  Lsst night, Kevin Durant scored 33 points against the Portland Trail Blazers.  Not just any 33 points, mind you.  Oh, no.  Durantula has now scored 25 or more points in each of his last 25 games.  Yowza!  The only other NBA players over the last 30 years to score at least 25 points in 25 straight games were Michael Jordan, who had two 40-game streaks of that type and Allen Iverson, who had a 27-game streak.  I guess Bill Simmons was right when he said, “Hold on to your seats.  You’re about to go on a ride.”  What a ride it is!

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

I’m on the hunt, I’m after you.  Mouth is alive with juices like wine and I’m hungry like the wolf.  -Duran Duran

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  What’s crack-a-lacking sports fans?  I’ll tell you what’s crack-a-lacking.  Kevin Durant is crack-a-lacking.  That’s what’s crack-a-lacking.  Every day this kid just gets better.  Anything you can be, I can be greater.  Sooner or later, I’m greater than you.  I’m picking sooner.  In fact, I’m picking today.  Don’t look now folks, Kevin Durant has arrived.  Here I am baby.  Signed, sealed, delivered, I’m yours!   Last night, Kevin Durant delivered 28 points and led a third-quarter surge that gave Oklahoma City a huge cushion, and the Thunder withstood a late run by Utah in a 104-94 win.  Hooray Kevin Durant!         Read More »

Kansas 60  Dayton 43:  Rock, chalk, Jayhawk!  Rock, chalk Cole Aldrich.  Yesterday, Cole Aldrich had thirteen big points.  Yesterday, Cole Aldrich had twenty huge rebounds.  Yesterday, Cole Aldrich had ten tremendous blocked shots.  You know what that makes boys and girls, don’t you?  Sure you do.  That makes what the kids like to call a triple-double.  Not just any triple double.  That makes an historic triple-double.      Read More »