Last time, Kenny Anderson lamented that he might have to sell a car from his fleet.  Last time, Patrick Ewing quipped, “Sure, we make a lot of money, but we spend a lot, too.”  This time, let’s see what Kobe Bryant has to say:

Peace out homies. Six two and even!

Watch above as an embarrased Bulls fan takes off his cowboy hat with a quickness when he notices he is on camera. Haven’t we seen this kid before? Doesn’t he look a little something like that guy to your left? And not for nothin’, that reminds of a story that goes a little something like this. One evening, when Karl Malone was on the Lakers, he was wearing a cowboy hat and boots. Now apparently Kobe’s wife took notice of this and asked Karl, “Hey, cowboy, what are you hunting?” To which Karl replied,”I’m hunting for little Mexican girls.” Little Mexican girls. Oh that Karl.

Peace out homies. Six two and even!

No kiddin’, I’m ready to fight.  I’ve been lookin’ for my baby all night.  If I get her in my sight – Boom boom! out go the lights!  -Little Walter

Wooooo doggie!  If  I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times:  There’s no greater feeling than blogging when your teams are winning.  My team is winning all right.  My team is winning, and like Tony! Toni! Toné!, it feels good.  My team is winning, and like James Brown, it feels nice, like sugar and spice.  It feels nice, like sugar and spice, because yesterday afternoon, my beloved Boston Celtics beat the pants off the hated Los Angeles Lakers.  Beat the pants off the Lakers real good like.  Beat the pants off the Lakers by shooting the lights out.  Shot the lights out and went 44 of 73 from the field.  Just so you know, that’s 60.3%.  Just so you know, that was the third-highest field-goal percentage ever posted by the Celtics against the Lakers, at home or on the road, during the regular season or postseason, versus the Minneapolis or the LA Lakers.  How about that?  How about this:  The Boston Celtics are the only team in the NBA shooting over 50 percent.  Hooray Celtics!        Read More »

Sunny day.  Sweepin’ the clouds away.  On my way to where the air is sweet.  Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?  How to get to Sesame Street?  -Sesame Street Theme

Public Service Announcement:  Back in 1969, Sesame Street hit the airwaves.  Here we are, more than forty years later, and the Muppets characters created by Jim Henson are still going strong.  Still teaching us right from wrong.  Bang the gong!  Now I like Kermit, Oscar ans Big Bird  as much as the next guy, but my favorite parts were when athletes made their guest appearances.  After the jump, enjoy some of the best athlete appearances on Sesame Street of all time:             Read More »

I just saw this sneaker commercial for the Reebok EasyTones:

Pretty good ad, right?  Pretty funny, right? It got me to thinking, what are the best sneaker ads of all time. So, without further ado, here you go:        Read More »

It takes two to make a thing go right.  It takes two to make it outta sight.  Hit it!  -Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock

Public Service Announcement:  Holy Chang and Eng Bunker, Batman!  Ever since little Bron Bron decided to take his talents down to South Beach to play along side the Flash, the Dynamic Duo talk started up.  That got me to thinking.  I got to thinking, who are some of the best Dynamic Duos is sports history?  Who are some of the best Dynamic Duos now?  After the jump you can see the results for yourselves.  You excited?  Sure you are.          Read More »

Imma be on the next level.  Imma be rockin’ over that bass treble.  Imma be chillin with my mutha mutha crew.  Imma be makin all them deals you wanna do.  -Black Eyed Peas

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Say what you want about Kobe Bean Bryant, Lord knows I do.  But let’s, just for a minute, put our personal feelings aside.  Let’s, just for a minute, give the Mamba the unconditional respect he deserves.  Let’s, just for a minute, be like Fatboy Slim.  Let’s celebrate Kobe Bryant.  Let’s praise him like we should.          Read More »

But me, I got six.  I got six.  That’s all there is.  Six times one is six, one times six.  I got six.  That’s all there is.  -Schoolhouse Rock

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  At this point, everybody knows little Bron Bron is switching numbers.  Everybody knows little Bron Bron is switching numbers to make the big bucks.  He can say he’s making a statement.  He can say this is all about honoring Michael Jordan.  It ain’t.  By changing from employee  number 23 to employee number 6, little Bron Bron is anticiapting a big merchandise explosion in both old and new Lebron James paraphernalia.  Good for him.  Just don’t say you’re making a statement.  Wanna make a statement?  Huh?  Do ya.  Wear number 25.  It doesn’t matter what number you change to.  The dollar amount will be the same.  But, if you wear number 25, you’ll be sticking it squarely in the mug of one Kobe Wan Kinobi.  The Mamba changed to number 24 to be one better than MJ.  What will 25 make you?  Huh?  Huh? 

Public Spectacle:

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

No one loves you and you know it.  Don’t pretend that you enjoy it or you don’t care .  ‘Cause now I wouldn’t lie or tell you all the things you want to hear.  -Green Day

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Yes sports fans, I hate me some Kobe Bryant.  I hate him, but I have to give credit where credit is due.  Today, credit is due to the Mamba.  Today, Kobe Bryant is in some elite company.  Come and dance on on our floor.  Take a step that is new.  We’ve a loveable space that needs your face, three’s company too.          Read More »

You’re so vain, you probably think this song is about you.  You’re so vain, I’ll bet you think this song is about you.  Don’t you?  Don’t you?  -Carly Simon

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Last season Kobe Bryant proved that he is one of the top players in the NBA as the Los Angeles Lakers trounced the Orlando Magic.  Last night, Kobe Bryant proved once again that he is one of the most selfish players in the NBA as the Los Angeles Lakers trounced the Memphis Grizzlies.  Nobody beats the Grizz!  Everbody beats the Grizz.  Last night, Kobe Wan scored 41 big points.  Good for Kobe Wan.  He scored those 41 big points while handing out just one measley assist.  Big deal you say?  Who cares you say?  I say the Mamba has now scored at least 40 points in a game with no more than one assist 12 times in his career.  Count ‘em.  Twelve.  Call him Little Twelvetoes.  Hey Little Twelvetoes, I hope you’re well.  Must be some far-flung planet where you dwell.  Like Pluto.  Just so you know, Kobe is now second among active players with 40 and no more than one lousy dime behind, wait for it, wait it for it, that’s right, Shaquille O’Neal.  Hey Kobe?  How’s his ass taste?  Hey Kobe?  How’s this taste?  Kobe also has the most games like that for any starting guard since George Gervin.   Thing is, I liked the Ice Man.  I don’t like Kobe. 

Public Spectacle:

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Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!