George likes his spicy chicken!  -George Costanza

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go! If you saw the season finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm, you heard this:

Larry David: Why does George have tinted windows on his car?
Cheryl: Well he’s a big star.
Larry David: He’s not George Clooney.

Hillarity ensues.  Andrew Bynum is a big star.  Andrew Bynum ain’t George Clooney.  So why the tinted windows?  According to TMZ, Andrew Bynum was pulled over on the 405 freeway in Los Angeles for having illegally tinted windows on his Mercedes Benz.  Apparently, in the State of California, it’s illegal to have any aftermarket tinting applied to the front driver’s side and passenger windows in your car.  Somebody should have told that to Andrew Bynum.  These pretzles are making me thirsty!  

Peace out homies. Six two and Even!

Rangers 12  Indians 8:  Drew Carey may think Cleveland rocks, but I think they something else.  They something elsed this past series against Texas.  They something elsed and allowed twenty-nine runs in this past series against Texas.  That’s the worse than they’ve something elsed ever.  You heard?  Ever.  The most runs Cleveland has ever allowed over the first three games of a season before this was twenty-four runs, back in 1970 and back in 1985.  Now that’s something else.         Read More »

If we value the pursuit of knowledge, we must be free to follow wherever that search may lead us. The free mind is not a barking dog, to be tethered on a ten-foot chain.  -Adlai Stevenson

1.  Sidney Crosby.  Sid the Kid.  The Next One.  Wins the NHL MVP.   A travesty. It’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.  Martin Brodeur should have won that award.  Hands down.          Read More »