I leave both my readers tonight with this both beautiful and touching commercial:

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Peace out Yankees.  Six two and even!

Some people say that bowling alleys got big lanes.  Some people say that bowling alleys all look the same.  Take the skinheads bowling.  Take them bowling.  -Camper Van Beethoven

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Not a care in the world.  Riding high on the hog.  World f@%ing champions.  Practice?  Why we talking about practice, man?  I mean, how silly is that?  We’re talking about practice?  Who needs practice when you gots pinball?  Who needs practice when you gots skeeball?  When you gots whak-a-mole.  Certainly not the Yankees.  They’re going on a field trip.  They’re loading up the short bus and heading to the arcade.  Hooray arcade!  The Red Sox?  They’re at practice.  Remember sports fans, remember what Nadia Comaneci always says.  She always says, “Hard work has made it easy.  That is my secret.  That is why I win.”  Have fun at the arcade.

Peace out Yankees.  Six two and Even!

Everybody have fun tonight.  Everybody have fun tonight.  Everybody Wang Chung tonight.  -Wang Chung

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Word has it the Washington Nationals have just signed Chien Ming Wang.  If I’m a Nats fan, I don’t like it.  If I’m a Nats fan, I think it’s awful.  I think it’s atrocious.  If you say it loud enough, you’ll always sound precocious.  Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye!  If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it thousand time.  I’ve said pitching wins championships.  I’ve said you’re only as good as your next starter.  I’ll tell you if Chien-Ming Wang is your next starter, you’re in big trouble.  Trouble with a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands for pitching!        Read More »

Set free by the Teen Angels from his pre-historic block of glacial ice, comes the worlds first super hero!  -Captain Caveman

Public Service Announcement:   OK, here we go!  Word has it,  Johnny Damon wants a two-year deal.  Word has it, he has abeen offered a one-year deal from the Atlanta Braves.  Word also had it  the Detroit Tigers were the team most interested team in Damon.  Like my main man Jay-Z always, “When the, streets is talkin, niggaz is gossipin.  Bitches all in your shit, what’s the cause of it?”  I’m not so sure of the cause, but if  ever I am asked about Johnny Damon, I would have this to say:  You’re going to love him.  He plays hard every night.  He plays hurt.  He may throw like your Grandma Tilly, but he gets to a lot of balls most outfielders wouldn’t.  He’s fearless.  He’s the best leadoff hitter I’ve ever seen this side of Rickey Henderson.  He steals bases.  He scores a ton of runs.  My only contention with a team signing him is, with the way he plays,  I just don’t know for how much longer he can keep it up.         Read More »

Lucky there’s a family guy.  Lucky there’s a man who, positively can do, all the things that make us laugh and cry.  He’s a family guy!  -Family Guy

Public Service Announcement:  I do love me some Family Guy.  I do love me some sports.  Put ‘em together what do you get?  You get a whole boatload of fun.  A ton of fun. An overabundance of fun. A gaggle of fun.  A barrel full of monkeys of fun.  A plethora of fun.  Like my main El Guapo always says, “You just told me I have a plethora and I would like to know if you know what a plethora is.  I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.”  I know what it means to have a plethora.  So let’s do this.  Like we always knew this.  Like my man Jerry Lewis.  Let’s all have us some Family Guy fun, shall we?  Sure we shall.  And awaaaaay we go!  Read More »

I want money, lots and lots of money, I want the pie in the sky.  I want money, lots and lots of money , so don’t be asking me why.  -Calloway

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  The Yankees are on the verge of acquiring Curtis Granderson from the Tigers in a three-team trade. Granderson hit 30 home runs for Detroit last season.  If this deal goes through, the Yankees would be the first World Series champion in major-league history to acquire a player coming off a 30-home run season during the offseason.  Now please excuse me while I go vomit my breakfast.

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

Never before seen footage of Derek Jeter, Mark Teixiera and Alex Rodriguez performing their World Series victory dance:

Peace out homos. Six two and even!

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A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse of course.  That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed  -Mr. Ed

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Oh, if I only knew how to photoshop.  According to the coast to coasta New York Posta, Alex Rodriguez “is reportedly such an egomaniac that he placed paintings of himself depicted as a centaur — a mythical creature who is half-man, half-horse — over his bed, an ex-girlfriend said.”  So many jokes.  So little time.  The girlfriend goes on to say, “He had not one but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur.”  And you thought Oscar De La Hoya in fishnets was wierd.  I guess this would be a good time to throw out all those Hydra paintings I have of myself.

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

Its been a long time since I rock and rolled.  Its been a long time since I did the stroll.  Ooh, let me get it back, let me get it back.  Let me get it back, baby, where I come from.  -Led Zeppelin

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Look who it is.  Look who it is again.  Last night, Mariano Rivera got the save in another World Series game.  Ho hum.  Yes sports fans, Mariano Rivera saved a World Series game for the tenth time in his career.  For those of you keeping score at home, that save came more than 11 years after notching his first Series save in the 1998 opener against the Padres.  For those of you keeping score at home, that is the longest span of its kind.  Yowza!  The only other pitcher to save a World Series game more than six years after doing it for the first time was Tug McGraw.  Pretty cool, huh?  So is this:  A.J. Burnett was the ninth different pitcher to have a World Series victory saved by Rivera.  And while we’re at it, there have been 23 postseason saves of at least two innings since 1996, and Rivera has 14 of them, including his last three in the World Series.  Sweet sassy molassy!  Yes fans, last night Mariano did what Mariano does best.  Hooray Mariano!  But can he do the El Duque dance?

Public Spectacle:

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Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

Godd lookin’ out to My Sports Rumors.  To all you guys who rock a Yankee hat better then a Yankee can.  To all you guys who bleed blue.  Go fuck yourselves.  I kid.  No, not rot really, but here you go.  Don’t say I never gave you nuthin: 

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Peace out homies.  Six two and even!