Some folks may think the above video crosses the line. Some folks may think the above video is in bad taste. Those folks are probably right, but it sure is funny. Just so you know, I’m digging the Onion’s Sports Dome. Just so you know, I haven’t laughed this hard at sports anchors since Chet Harper said, “Tonight at the Alamodome, he gets Happy-Go-Jackie on the big white guy like a donkey eating a waffle! Sweet Sassy Molassey! Get out the checkbook and pay grandma for the rubdown as the Spurs beat the Heat, 86-79! So tune in, tell ‘em the Public sent ya. You won’t be disappointed.

Peace out homies. Six two and even!

Hey now, you’re an All Star, get your game on, go play.  Hey now, you’re a rock star, get the show on, get paid.  And all that glitters is gold.  Only shooting stars break the mold.  -Smash Mouth

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  I know it’s early.  I know we’re not even at the All-Star break yet.  I know these things.  I’m smart!  Not like everybody says.  Like dumb.  I’m smart and I want respect!  Today ends the voting for the 81st MLB All Star Game.  I got your ballot.  I got your ballot right here.  I got your ballot right here for my All So-Far Team:             Read More »

Diamonds are forever.  They are all I need to please me.  They can stimulate and tease me.  They won’t leave in the night.  I’ve no fear that they might desert me.  -Shirley Bassey

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Just a little quick one.  Just little quick fun.  Here we come on the run with a burger on a bun and a dab of coleslaw on the siiiiide.  All I’ve been hearing on NY sports talk radio these days is, “Who can we get for David Wright?”  All I’ve been thinking is, Ricky Pitino got it right.  Sports talk radio is the fellowship of the miserable.  What are people thinking?  Diamond David Wright just went 2-for-3 last night.  Diamond David Wright has  just hit safely in all ten games for the Mets this season.  This is the guy you wanna run out of town?       Read More »

Josh Q. Public:  Now you can’t catch me.  No, baby, you can’t catch me.  ‘Cause if you get too close, you know I’m gone like a cool breeze.  -Chuck Berry

Public Service Announcement:  OK, here we go!  Like the late great Harry Caray always says:  “Hello again, everybody.  It’s a bee-yooo-tiful day for baseball.”  Defense, defense.  Hold tight.  Defense, defense.  Fight!  Fight!  Fight!  Flashing the old leather.  Heard it in a glooove song, can’t be wrong.  That’s what here to talk about today.    Read More »