I’m a substitute for another guy. I look pretty tall but my heels are high. The simple things you see are all complicated. I look pretty young, but I’m just back-dated, yeah. -The Who
Back in 2008, Greg Dobbs was a member of the World F’n Champion Phiadelphia Phillies. Back in 2008, Greg Dobbs proved his pinch-hitting prowess by completing back-to-back seasons leading the majors in pinch-hits. Not just any pitch-hits mind you. Big pinch-hits. Clutch pinch-hits. Big, clutch pinch-hits that were a vital part to the Phillies late-inning offense. But next thing you know,
old Jed’s a millionaire Dobbs went from setting a Phillies franchise pinch-hit record to going flat at the plate. Next thing you know, old Jed’s a millionaire Dobbs went from being a fickle Phillie fan favorite to a forgotten figure. Next thing you know, old Jed’s a millionaire Dobbs was sent down to the Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs. From champ to pig. Just like that. When I move, you move. Just like that. Hey DJ, play that back.