Remember this guy? Huh? Remember? Dmitri’s little brother? You remember Dmitri, don’t you? Dmitri’s the guy who went all Peter McNab and broke a guy’s glasses? Ya, him. His little brother. Ya, Delmon. He was on Deadspin. They wrote Delmon Young…Still A Dick. Ya, him. Well, he went off last night. Last night, in a game the Tigers needed to win, the Delmonster done went off and won it for ‘em. The Delmoster has been doing a lot of lately. Last night, Young went out and crushed a pair of bombs deep into the big dark night for the winners-winners chicken dinners. Hit a pair of bombs after hitting three more before against the Yankees. There hasn’t been this much excitement in Detroit since Jerry Coleman said: “Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double.” Delmon has been exciting since he got here. After the trade, after the trade and down the stretch, after that he smashed eight taters and knocked in 32 runs down the stretch for Detroit. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Delmon Young Bitch!
By: josh q. public on: Friday, October 14, 2011 @5:00 am
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