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Here Comes Homer! Doh!

By: josh q. public on: Monday, March 8, 2010 @2:45 pm

Here Comes Homer! Doh!

Don’t you forget about me.  I’ll be alone, dancing, you know it baby.  Going to take you apart.  -Simple Minds

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Remember this guy?  Remember Homer Bailey?  Sure you do.  You remember he was the Reds top pitching prospect and their No. 1 pick in the June 2004 draft.  You remember Baseball America voted him the Best Pitching Prospect and Best Fastball in the Florida State League.  You also remember while up in the bigs, his control was so eratic he ultimately got sent back down to the farm.  Well, Homer don’t want to work on Maggie’s farm no more.  He’s tearing it up.  Yesterday, Bailey retired all six of his batters with three strikeouts.  He threw 23 pitches in his two innings of work.  Hard work.  Hooray Homer!  When he’s at his best, Bailey’s fastball can be electric.  Boogie oogie oogie.  When he’s at his best, Bailey consistently pumps 95, 96, and 97 mph cheese by hitters.  He just may be pumping that cheese again soon in a big league ballpark near you.

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

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Game Of The Night: Brewers v. Reds

By: josh q. public on: Thursday, July 16, 2009 @3:00 pm

Game Of The Night:  Brewers v. Reds

(MLB 7PM ET) I want to watch this game tonight because I want to see if this Homer Bailey character is really back.  I want to see if this one time Reds top pitching prospect and No. 1 pick in the June 2004 draft is for real.  When he’s at his best, Bailey’s fastball can be electric.  Boogie oogie oogie.  When he’s at his best, Bailey consistently pumps 95, 96, and 97 mph cheese by folks.  Sharp cheddar, my rhymes are better.  I want to see him pump that sharp cheddar cheese again tonight.  Get your popcorn ready!

Peace out homies!  Six Two and Even!

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Public Knowledge: Sidney Crosby, The Mets And More

By: josh q. public on: Friday, June 15, 2007 @4:23 pm

Public Knowledge: Sidney Crosby, The Mets And More

If we value the pursuit of knowledge, we must be free to follow wherever that search may lead us. The free mind is not a barking dog, to be tethered on a ten-foot chain.  -Adlai Stevenson

1.  Sidney Crosby.  Sid the Kid.  The Next One.  Wins the NHL MVP.   A travesty. It’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.  Martin Brodeur should have won that award.  Hands down.          Read More »

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