Star of the day, who will it be? Your vote will hold the key. It’s up to you. Tell us who, will be star of the day. -Community Auditions

Back by popular demand!  Just in case you didn’t know.  Maybe you didn’t hear about it, you’ve been away a long time.  They didn’t go up there and tell you.  They didn’t go up there and tell you the Brass Bonanza Award is given to the week’s biggest loser.  Brass Bonanza was the Hartford Whalers fight song.  Need I say more?    Read More »

Watch me strike a match on all my wasted time.  As far as I’m concerned, you’re just another picture to burn.  -Taylor Swift

Like Buford T. Justice, “What we’re dealing with here is a complete lack of respect.”  Tiger Woods has become Rodney Dangerfield.  With my wife I don’t get no respect.  I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’  The waiter joined me.  No respect at all.  My mother had morning sickness after I was born.  No, no respect, my uncle’s dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap.  He was in the electric chair.  You think that’s bad?  That’s nothin’!  The woes continue for Tiger Woods.  Last year, EA Sports made Tiger share the cover of his bestselling game with Rory McIlroy for the first time ever.  This year, following the controversy away from the green and lackluster play on it, Woods has been dropped from the cover of the March 29th release of Tiger Woods PGA Tour 12 altogether.  There once was a time Tiger Woods strolled down the fairway and obliterated everything in sight.  He struck down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy his brothers.  And you knew his name was Tiger when he lay his vengeance upon thee.  Now?  He can’t even get his picture on his own game.

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Peace out homies. Six two and even!

I get by with a little help from my friends.  Yes, I get by with a little help from my friends.  With a little help from my friends.  -The Beatles

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  A buddy of mine from college and ardent supporter of JQP Productions is on the board of Salute Military Golf Association.  The SMGA’s mission is to provide rehabilitative golf experiences for combat-wounded veterans in an effort to improve the quality of life for these American heroes.  Noble cause.  Noble cause indeed.  This noble cause needs your help.  Read More »