Tiger Woods Plays the fart game. Ok, you got me. That was a good one, too! My mouth was open. My mouth was open on that!
Peace out homies. Six two and even!
Star of the day, who will it be? Your vote will hold the key. It’s up to you. Tell us who, will be star of the day. -Community Auditions
Back by popular demand! Just in case you didn’t know. Maybe you didn’t hear about it, you’ve been away a long time. They didn’t go up there and tell you. They didn’t go up there and tell you the Brass Bonanza Award is given to the week’s biggest loser. Brass Bonanza was the Hartford Whalers fight song. Need I say more? Read More »
Watch me strike a match on all my wasted time. As far as I’m concerned, you’re just another picture to burn. -Taylor Swift
Like Buford T. Justice, “What we’re dealing with here is a complete lack of respect.” Tiger Woods has become Rodney Dangerfield. With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me. No respect at all. My mother had morning sickness after I was born. No, no respect, my uncle’s dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He was in the electric chair. You think that’s bad? That’s nothin’! The woes continue for Tiger Woods. Last year, EA Sports made Tiger share the cover of his bestselling game with Rory McIlroy for the first time ever. This year, following the controversy away from the green and lackluster play on it, Woods has been dropped from the cover of the March 29th release of Tiger Woods PGA Tour 12 altogether. There once was a time Tiger Woods strolled down the fairway and obliterated everything in sight. He struck down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy his brothers. And you knew his name was Tiger when he lay his vengeance upon thee. Now? He can’t even get his picture on his own game.
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Peace out homies. Six two and even!
I get knocked down, but I get up again. You’re never going to keep me down! -Chumbawumba
Public Service Announcement: No, we’re not talking about tee-shirts. We’re not like Mr. Hooper. We’re not talking about treasure boating or day sailing. No we’re talking about the real wife beaters. Today we bid adieu to a real wife beater. Today we bid adieu to Bobby Cox. I’ve heard people say, “Bobby Cox did it the right way.” If by the right way you mean getting arrested by police at his home, jailed overnight and being charged with simple battery after punching his wife and pulling her hair, then ya, sure. Pulling her hair? C’mon you sissy, knock it off. After the jump, we’ll look at other members of the All Wife Beating team. Read More »
I may be a day late and a dollar short on this one. I don’t care. It’s still funny:
Peace out homies. Six two and even!
Soon, Tiger Woods will be back strolling down the fairway. He will be back strolling down the fairway at Augusta obliterating everything in sight. He will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy his brothers. And you will know his name is Tiger when he lays his vengeance upon thee.
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Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
Jeepers creepers, where’d you get those peepers? Jeepers creepers, where’d you get those eyes? Oh those weepers, how they hypnotize! Where’d you get those eyes? -Louis Armstrong
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! When Daric Barton arrived in Oakland along with Dan Haren as part of the Mark Mulder deal, he was your prototypical Money Ball type player. He displayed a plate approach well beyond his years. He established himself as an on-base fiend. He maintained a textbook swing. A beautiful swing. A Will Clark swing. It don’t mean a thing, if it ain’t got that swing. Even with that swing, Barton has still not been able to stay up with the big team for any meaningful amounts of at bats. When he was given a chance, back in 2008, he struggled with a .226 batting average and a .327 OBP. What gives? Is it the shoes? Nope. Daric Barton was lost but now is found. He was blind, but now he sees. Read More »
What do Mike Singletary, Ron Artest, George Brett, Bobby Knight, Jeff Fisher, Brett Favre, Shaq, Charles Barkley, Big Mac, Tiger Woods and his mistresses, Dan Marino, Chris Johnson, Gus Johnson, Brock Lesnar, Iron Mike and Mike Leach have in common? This:
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Peace out homies. Six two and even!
Now you always say that you want to be free. But you’ll come running back. You’ll come running back. You’ll come running back to me. Time is on my side, yes it is. -Rolling Stones
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Last we heard, watch company Tag Hauer had said they were dropping Tiger Woods. Not no more. According their website, Tag Hauer now says that “it will continue its relationship with golfer Tiger Woods but will respect his desire of privacy by modifying his role in the coming months’ marketing programs.” Translation: When Tiger climbs out of this mess and begins playing golf again, we will use him again. Smart move if you ask me. Why cut off your nose despite your face? Why kill the goose that lays the golden eggs? Sooner or later Tiger will be making these folks and other folks like them, money once again.
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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