Now you find the younger guys are putting up resistance and you’re almost beaten to the punch.  You better get out now because you’ll never go the distance and you’re almost beaten to the punch.  -Elvis Costello

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  Really?   This is what heavyweight boxing has come to?  There was a time Heavyweight Champeen of the World used mean to something.  It used to mean a lot.  A whole lot.  It used to stir my pot.  It used to float my yacht.  But it seems so long ago, I almost forgot.   But I didn’t.  I remember.  I remember the good old days.  Boy, the way Glenn Miller played.  Songs that made the Hit Parade.  Guys like us, we had it made.  Those were the days.               Read More »

I told the witch doctor you didn’t love me true.  I told the witch doctor you didn’t love me nice.  And then the witch doctor, he gave me this advice:  Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang.  Walla walla, bing bang.  Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang.  Walla walla, bing bang.  -Alvin & The Chipmunks

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Evander Holyfield held multiple world championships in both the cruiserweight and heavyweight divisions.  His hands, as they say, are registered as lethal weapons.  According to Holyfield’s wife, said lethal weapons hit her about the face and in the back of her head.  She says those lethal weapons hit her because she complained that the house was cold.  Lethal Weapon:  If these two can learn to stand each other…the bad guys don’t stand a chance.  As it turns out, it’s Dr. Phil who’s gonna try and learn ‘em.          Read More »