I’m down in Philly for opening day.  See all y’all tomorrow! 

Josh Q. Public:  Well I’m not dumb but I cant understand why she walked like a woman and talked like a man.  Oh my Lola.  Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo Lola.  -Kinks

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Enough is enough.  Barry Bonds.  Roger Clemens.  But this is just ridiculous.  I thought this ended with the East German swimmers.  Tammy Thomas.  Cyclist.  World Champeen cyclist.  Tom McVay, a tester for the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency, told a jury in U.S. District Court in San Francisco that on March 14, 2002, he was assigned to locate Thomas at and collect a urine sample for a steroid test.  Not a job I would want, but hey.  It’s a living.  Prosecutors have called Thomas a “hard-core” steroid user who underwent a physical transformation while using banned drugs.  McVay found this out first hand.  Found this out when he knocked on Thomas’ door.  “It appeared to be like shaving cream on the left side of her face around her ear.”  Yikes.  Let Noxema cream your face, so the razor won’t.  Dr. Margaret Weirman:  “Thomas had a deep voice, full beard, chest hair and even signs of male pattern baldness.”  Goodness!  That’s no woman, that’s a man, man. 

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Public Acknowledgements:  Lance Williams and Austin Powers

Peace out homies.  Six Two and Even!

Josh Q. Public:  The hardest working man in blog buisness!

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Just a quick one today.  A Big Ticket one today.  Here’s your ticket.  Hear the drummer get wicked.  The Big Ticket got wicked last night, boy.  The Big Ticket got wicked in the third quarter last night, boy.  The Big Ticket got wicked all over Amare Stoudemire and the Phoenix Suns last night in the third quarter boy.  Oh boy.  All of my life I’ve been a-waitin’.  Tonight there’ll be no hesitatin’.  Oh boy!  When you’re with me, oh boy.  You can King James me.  You can Kobe Bean me.  Heck, you can even CP3 me.  I’ll take my chances with Kevin Garnett.  Game tied at the half.  Enter the third quarter.  Enter the Big Ticket in the third quarter.  Eight points in the third quarter.  Twenty cents in the third quarter.  One block in the third quarter.  Big deal, you say.  So what, you say.  Who cares, you say.  Check this out, I say.  Amare Stoudemire had no points in third quarter.  Zero.  Zilch.  Nada.  Amare Stoudemire had four turnovers in the third quarter.  As goes Amare.  So go the Suns.  That’s defense boys and girls.  Tough defense.  Rough defense.  Sho’ enough defense.  Championship defense.  Tom Thibodeau defense.  Stick with your man.  Think of him as chewing gum.  By the end of the game, I want you to know what flavor he is.  Toast flavor.  Garnett finished with thirty points.  Thirty points on 12-19 shooting.  He made hook shots.  He made jump shots.  He made incredible shots.  Unbelievable shots.  MVP shots.  MVP!  MVP!  MVP!  You know, a basketball hero around here is treated like a god.  Kevin Garnett has reached Mount Olympus.

Public Acknowledgements:  Bob Ryan, Public Enemy, Buddy Holly and Hoosiers

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!