I don’t have a lot of time today. I wasn’t even gonna write today. But I saw this and I couldn’t resist. For the second straight day, Redskins Albert Haynesworth failed his conditioning test. Must be hard, right? Couldn’t be that hard. Albert finished the test in 71 seconds. A girl finished it in 68 seconds on her first try:
Peace out homies. Six two and even!
You may know Steve Porter as the guy behind the NBA’s “Amazing Is…” postseason ad campaign. That’s you. I know him as the guy behind the incredible Press Hop videos. Now you will too:
Peace out homies. Six two and even!
I’m on the top of the world lookin’ down on creation and the only explanation I can find is the love that I’ve found, ever since you’ve been around, your love’s put me at the top of the world. -The Carpenters
Public Service Announcement: Tony LaRussa once said Albert Pujols is “the perfect player.” So did Sports Illustrated. Flavor Flav said, “I know it sounds crazy but it fits perfect. Peter perfect pimped a perfect Peter.” Albert Pujols pimped a perfect yesterday. I know, I know, Phat Albert put up an ofer yesterday. So what? You know what he did do? What he did do was play in his 1500th regular-season game of his big-league career. Hooray Albert Pujols! But that’s not all this cat has been done doing. Read More »
Shirt them a-tear up, trousers are gone. I don’t want to end up like Bonnie and Clyde. Poor me, the Israelite. Aaaaah. -Desmond Decker
Public Service Announcement: Apparently, Amar’e Stoudemire just got back from Israel. Apparently, Amar’e Stoudemire just got back from Israel sporting a tattoo of the “Star of David” on his arm. When asked if that means he is Jewish, Stoudemire replied flatly: “Yes.” Mazel Tov! Today he is a man! Unfortunately, this man, because of the aforementioned tattoo, will have to be buried with Larry David’s mother. Unfortunately, this man, because of the aforementioned tattoo, will have to be buried in the special section. Like my main God always says, “You shall not make gashes in your flesh for the dead, nor incise any marks on yourselves: I am the Lord.”
Shalom out homies. Six two and Even!
Now I’m not a huge soccer fan. I don’t own own a vuvuzela. But I do dig me a good celebration. I’m like Kool & the Gang. Celebrate good times, come on! This guy celebrated. In Iceland last weekend, in a soccer game with a lot less hype than the World Cup, striker Halldor Orri Bjornsson, scored the winner winner chicken dinner. Hooray Halldor Orri Bjornsson! The goal wasn’t half as good as his celebration. Incidentally, the name of the guy with him is John Laxdal. Lax is Icelandic for salmon. Get it? Oh, you will. You will:
Peace out homies. Six two and even!
I just saw this sneaker commercial for the Reebok EasyTones:
Pretty good ad, right? Pretty funny, right? It got me to thinking, what are the best sneaker ads of all time. So, without further ado, here you go: Read More »
Where’s Ron Burgandy when you need him? Now, I don’t speak Russian, but I think this dude just said, “Ee-dee nah hooy!” Wait until the end of this clip and you’ll see he uses the universal language to say it.
Peace out homies. Six two and even!
You love her, but she loves him, and he loves somebody else. You just can’t win. Love stinks! Yeah, yeah. -J. Geils Band
Public Service Announcement: While everyone was waiting for A-Broad to reach his historic milestone, a funny thing happened on the way to the record books. A funny thing happened to Phil Hughes. Funny if you’re a Red Sox fan that is. I am. It wasn’t the milestone that Yankees fans anticipated, but it was a milestone none-the-less. Last night, Phil Hughes who served up a bomb to Rick Ankiel. Last night, Phil Hughes served up a bomb to Scott Podsednik. Like may main man Nikita Khrushchev always says, “Bombs do not choose. They will hit everything.” I’m not so sure. Bombs sure seem to be choosing Philthy Hughes as of late. Hughes has now allowed 15 home runs this year, all at Yankee Stadium. Big deal you say? Who cares you say? I say, Phil Hughes is the first pitcher to allow each of his first 15 homers of a season at home since 1982, when the Mariners Gaylord Perry allowed his first 21 homers of the year at the Kingdome. Ha ha ha! Roll Sox, roll!
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
It takes two to make a thing go right. It takes two to make it outta sight. Hit it! -Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock
Public Service Announcement: Holy Chang and Eng Bunker, Batman! Ever since little Bron Bron decided to take his talents down to South Beach to play along side the Flash, the Dynamic Duo talk started up. That got me to thinking. I got to thinking, who are some of the best Dynamic Duos is sports history? Who are some of the best Dynamic Duos now? After the jump you can see the results for yourselves. You excited? Sure you are. Read More »
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