Marion Jones Signs With WNBA

Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me, ’cause we need a little controversy, ’cause it feels so empty, without me.  -Eminem

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Me The Tulsa Shock and Mrs. Jones, we they got a thing going on.  Look who’s back.  Back again.  Marion Jones is back.  Tell a friend.  That’s right.  Marion Jones is back.  Tell a friend she has just signed a free-agent contract with the Tulsa Shock of the WNBA.  How about that?  We all know Marion Jones as track star.  A disgraced track star, but a track star nonetheless.  We all know her as a multiple-medal winner in Olympic competition.  Fast like lightning.  Very very frightening.  Me Galileo.  Magnifico-o-o-o.  Magnifico in Sydney.  Yes, she had a little help from her friend, but still.  But still, did you know she went to the University of North Carolina on a full scholarship for basketball?  Did you know she helped the Tar Heels  win the NCAA championship in her freshman year?  Did you know that she led UNC to a 92-10 record during her 3 years on the team.  Did you know she was an All-America point guard that ranks fifth on UNC’s all-time assists list, ranks third in steals and seventh in blocks?  Did you know that?  Huh?  Didja?  Well like Bel Biv Devoe, now you know.

Public Spectacle:

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

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