But me, I got six. I got six. That’s all there is. Six times one is six, one times six. I got six. That’s all there is. -Schoolhouse Rock
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! At this point, everybody knows little Bron Bron is switching numbers. Everybody knows little Bron Bron is switching numbers to make the big bucks. He can say he’s making a statement. He can say this is all about honoring Michael Jordan. It ain’t. By changing from employee number 23 to employee number 6, little Bron Bron is anticiapting a big merchandise explosion in both old and new Lebron James paraphernalia. Good for him. Just don’t say you’re making a statement. Wanna make a statement? Huh? Do ya. Wear number 25. It doesn’t matter what number you change to. The dollar amount will be the same. But, if you wear number 25, you’ll be sticking it squarely in the mug of one Kobe Wan Kinobi. The Mamba changed to number 24 to be one better than MJ. What will 25 make you? Huh? Huh?
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!