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Where The Hell Is Mercury Morris?

By: josh q. public on: Thursday, December 10, 2009 @11:33 am

Where The Hell Is Mercury Morris?

If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I’d been married long time ago.  Where did you come from where did you go?  Where did you come from Cotton-eye Joe?  -Rednex

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  All I know is, a couple of years ago, Mercury Morris was like Savoir Faire.  He was everywhere.  He was everyhere talking smack on my beloved New England Patriots.  He was everywhere saying stuff like, “They have 10 more icebergs to go through in this Titanic trip that they’re talking about.”  He said stuff like, “Call me when you’re in my town, call me when you’re on my block.”  Stuff like, “Call me when I see you next door moving your furniture in.”  Well sports fans, both the New Orleans Saints and the Indianapolis Colts are loading up the old U-Haul and I don’t see neither hide nor hair of good ole Mercury Morris.  Neither hide nor hair.  Where the hell is he?  Could it be?  Is he scairt?  Does he know in his heart of hearts this is the season? C’mon Merc, show yourself!

Public Spectacle:

Peace out homies. Six two and Even!

BallHype: hype it up!

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    If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I’d been married long time ago. Where did you come from where did you go? Where did you come from Cotton-eye Joe? and now you ?
    just do your best.my kind man.
    merry chrimas!have a good time!

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