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Sox Sign Scutaro

By: josh q. public on: Friday, December 4, 2009 @12:58 pm

Sox Sign Scutaro

Nobody ever won a pennant without a star shortstop.  -Leo Durocher

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  What’s crack-a-lacking sports fans?  The Boston Red Sox are crack-a-lacking.  The man Sports Illustrated MLB writer Jon Heyman rated as the top mover and shaker at the winter meetings is crack-a-lacking.  That’s right, Theo Epstein is at it again.  That’s right, Theo Epstein just signed Marco Scutaro to a two-year deal.  I don’t care that Scutaro is coming off a career year.  I don’t care that Scutaro just hit .282, scored 100 runs, belted 12 homers and had a .379 on-base percentage.  That’s all well and good.  I like this signing because I will forever remember one home run Marco Scutaro hit.  Marco!  Polo!  With one stunning swing against Mariano Rivera, Marco Scutaro beat the hated New York Yankees.  Scutaro drove an 0-2 pitch from Big Mo off the screen just inside the left-field foul pole for the winner winner chicken dinner.  I like this guy.  I really, really like him.

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

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