I’m sorry, so sorry that I was such a fool. I didn’t know love could be so cruel. -Brenda Lee
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Like Jeremy Grey in the Wedding crashers, Tiger Woods is not sorry. “I’m not sorry. Okay? I’m not gonna apologize, I’m a cocksman!” He’s a cocksman all right. Ok, ok. That’s not entirely true. He did apologize. But he apologized in Jason Giamblike manner. Yes, as you all probably know by now, Tiger has issued his official statement on the whole Tigergate ordeal. Tiger said, “I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors.” Tiger Woods wants to maintain “the right to some simple, human measure of privacy.” Tiger “will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.” Hey, it worked for Giambi. He got Comeback Player of the Year. I wonder if Tiger wears a gold thong too?
Public Spectacle:
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Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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