I wanna li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes and I wanna move from the bed down to the down to the to the floor and I wanna ah ah you make it so good.  I don’t wanna leave but you got to let let me know, wh-what’s your fant-tasy.  -Ludacris

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  From the R Kelly school of coaching, we bring you this story.  In the video above, you see a former JV softball coach on a cell phone video, taken on what appears to be a school bus, having his toe licked by one of the girls on his team.  Freaky deaky.  What is wrong with folks?  But worry not good people, said coach is no longer coaching softball.  He now has a new position.  As swim coach.

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

It’s highly appraised when the hell is raised, so demanding and commanding that you all stand dazed.  The unbelieving receiving prophecy so true, I cut the head off the Devil and I throw it at you.  -Run DMC

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  I shall tell you the story of Gerald Wallace.  Historians will say I am a liar, but history is written by those who have hanged heroes.  I’ll tell you one one historian who didn’t hang a hero.  I’ll tell you one historian who got it right.  Last night, Chris Webber called Gerald Wallace the most underrated player in the NBA.  How right he is.  The guy has been in the Association for nine years now.  Nine years, yet many do not realize what an athletic freak this cat is.  Nine years, yet many do not realize that he is one of the best dunkers in the league.  Nine years, yet many do not realize how good a defensive player he is.  Nine years, yet many do not realize that he is one of the best, if not the best rebounders at his position.  Nine years, yet many do not realize that he just may be one of the best all round players in basketball.                Read More »

They don’t call him the Truth for nuttin’, honey! Boo-ya-ka-sha!

Peace out homies. Six two and even!

Baby you can drive my car.  Yes I’m gonna be a star.  Baby you can drive my car.  Beep beep’m beep beep yeah.  -The Beatles

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Tiger Woods.  Tiger Woods strolling down the fairway in Nike red.  Strolling down the fairway in Nike red, greater than the Great One, Wayne Gretzky, blessed be he.  Greater than Michael Jordan, the Chosen One.  Greater than Muhammad Ali, the Greatest.  Greater than Babe Ruth himself.  Tiger Woods strolling down the fairway and obliterating everything in his wake.  Now, I hate to get all Deadspinny on all y’all, but when one of the greatest athletes of our time is driving down his driveway obliterating evrything in his wake, I gotta write about it.          Read More »

Happy Thanksgiving! If you’re a Giants fan on this day like myself, sorry to hear that. After watching all four quarters of embarrassing football, here’s what can be analyzed. We are not what we thought we were. And we let a lot get off the hook! Point blank Giants fans, we do not have much to look forward to moving forward. This team lacks a lot of things, starting with coaching all the way to the quarterback. The best thing is, it’s about time someone addressed the issues!

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All I keep hearing on TV and reading on ESPN about the Texas vs. Texas A&M game tonight at 8pm is a buzz around a potential upset. I understand the history of the rivalry with the Aggies winning 8 of the last 12 games played between these two at Kyle Field in College Station, TX, but this year? Really? The Aggies have the 11th worst pass defense in all of FBS allowing 259 yards through the air per game. But I’m sure that won’t be a problem against the Heisman candidate QB Colt McCoy and his entire fleet of top tier receivers. Oh, and by the way, Colt McCoy is the nation’s most efficient QB completing 73% of his passes.

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I just want to thank you for giving me the best day of my life.  Oh, just to be with you is having the best day of my life.  -Dido

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  Just a quick one.  An obligatory giving thanks one.  A take it to the banks one.  A more valuable than the Luxemburg francs one.  Nothing has been more valuable to me these last few years than Boston sports.  Hooray Boston sports!   Read More »

The saga has supposedly come to an end for the sinister basketball icon we call A.I. In a recent post from Stephen A. Smith on his personal website, Iverson told the Philadelphia Inquirer he wanted to announce his plans to retire from the NBA. Holy cow! Looking back on this one man wrecking crew, there is one word that comes to my head. Flash. Iverson dazzled defenders with his silky smooth handles and dropped buckets whenever he wanted. The 5’11” or 6’0” guard played hard on a nightly basis and often played through his injuries. That made it clear he had a true compassion and respect for the game that made him famous.

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So far this season, the ACC is a combined 45-8 with 5 teams represented in the top 25. The perennial powerhouse #7 Duke has begun the season 4-0 against poor competition, but look like they will be able to score in bunches like they have in the past. They have scored 96+ points 3 of the 4 games this season, and have 5 players averaging over 11 points a game. They are led by senior G Jon Scheyer and junior G Nolan Smith who are averaging 16.5 points per game and 22 points per game respectively.

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No woman no cry, no woman no cry.  No woman no cry, no woman no cry.  -Bob Marley

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  A short one today.  A real short one.  I got some traveling to do and so do you.  After reading what I read over at Red’s Army, and various other rumblings on Twitter, I just had to put this up.  Allen Iverson.  The Answer.  But not for the Celtics.  My Plea to Danny Ainge.  Please don’t do it.  Please baby, please baby, baby baby please! Don’t do it.  Mars Blackmon style.  I want to win as much as the next guy, but not this cat.  Please baby, please baby, baby baby please! 

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Peace out homies.  Six Two and Even!