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Sidney Crosby Is No Wayne Gretzky

By: josh q. public on: Sunday, November 29, 2009 @11:33 am

Sidney Crosby Is No Wayne Gretzky

I’m that star up in the sky.  I’m that mountain peak up high.  Hey I made it, mmmmmm, I’m the world’s greatest.  -R Kelly

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Now listen, I like Sid the Kid as much as the next guy.  He’s a playmaker.  An all day maker.  An artist like a Claude Monet maker.  But Senator, I served with Wayne Gretzky.  I knew Wayne Gretzky.  Wayne Gretzky was a friend of mine.  Senator, you’re no Wayne Gretzky.  Heck, you’re no Mario Lemieux.  Need proof?  Last night, the Next One had three goals and two assists in the Penguins’ 8-3 win over the Rangers.  Hooray Next One!  But know this Penguinophiles, it was just the second time in Crosby’s illustrious 317-game NHL career that he scored at least five points in one game.  At the same juncture of their careers, Wayne Gretzky had scored five points or more in a game 31 times.  31 times!  Yikes!  Mario Lemieux had done it 18 times.  There’s a reason the Great One, Wayne Gretzky, Blessed Be He, is in the record book 61 times.  Senator, how many times are you in the record book?

Public Spectacle:

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Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

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    Dave Says:

    We have been so blessed to have Wayne and Mario come along. To compare anyone to those 2 is is a little unfair. Nonetheless, Sid is the youngest ever to win a major sport scoring championship. He has made his own niche. It is what it is, and he is what he is. He is not a worse player because Mario and Wayne were better players. He's just trying to do his best. Just like anyone else. Not to worry, Wayne and Mario are safe – and you can breathe a bit easier, at least for the next for the next generation or so.