Rex Ryan: Something To Cry About

I was all right for a while, I could smile for a while.  Oh, you wished me well, you couldn’t tell, that I’ve been crying over you.  Crying over you.  -Roy Orbison 

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Rex Ryan never came here to kiss Bill Belichick’s rings.  Rex Ryan came here to win.  He came.  He saw.  He cried like a little bitch.  My older brothers used to say to me, “Stop crying or’ I’ll give you something to cry about.”  The Patriots will give the HC of the NYJ something to cry about all right.  Revenge is mine sayeth the Lord.  Revenge is sweeter far than flowing honey.  Revenge is a dish best served at home.  The Patriots are at home.  At home fresh after a last minute loss to the hated Colts.  At home after to losing to the J-E-T-S, Jets Jets Jets on the road.  At home to set things straight.     

Now the Jets come crying into Foxboro boasting a 4-5 record.  Now the Jets come crying into Foxboro reeling after a humiliating 24-22 defeat to the lowly Jacksonville Jaguars.  Now the Jets come crying into Foxboro only to face an angry Patriots team that just gets better week in and week out.  Ony to face the best godammed quarterback who ever lived that just gets better week in and week out.  Brady to Moss.  Get used to it Rex.  That oughta give you something to cry about.

You may say I’m a homer.  Doh!  I don’t care.  This is what the Patriots are going to do to the Jets come Sunday:

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Peace out homies. Six two and Even!

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