Kobe’s Selfishness Knows No Bounds

You’re so vain, you probably think this song is about you.  You’re so vain, I’ll bet you think this song is about you.  Don’t you?  Don’t you?  -Carly Simon

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Last season Kobe Bryant proved that he is one of the top players in the NBA as the Los Angeles Lakers trounced the Orlando Magic.  Last night, Kobe Bryant proved once again that he is one of the most selfish players in the NBA as the Los Angeles Lakers trounced the Memphis Grizzlies.  Nobody beats the Grizz!  Everbody beats the Grizz.  Last night, Kobe Wan scored 41 big points.  Good for Kobe Wan.  He scored those 41 big points while handing out just one measley assist.  Big deal you say?  Who cares you say?  I say the Mamba has now scored at least 40 points in a game with no more than one assist 12 times in his career.  Count ‘em.  Twelve.  Call him Little Twelvetoes.  Hey Little Twelvetoes, I hope you’re well.  Must be some far-flung planet where you dwell.  Like Pluto.  Just so you know, Kobe is now second among active players with 40 and no more than one lousy dime behind, wait for it, wait it for it, that’s right, Shaquille O’Neal.  Hey Kobe?  How’s his ass taste?  Hey Kobe?  How’s this taste?  Kobe also has the most games like that for any starting guard since George Gervin.   Thing is, I liked the Ice Man.  I don’t like Kobe. 

Public Spectacle:

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Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

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