Treat This Golfer Like A Prostitute

Can I have your attention?  Mn-hmm.  Theres’ just a few things that I’ve got to mention.  There’s girlies out here that seem appealing but they all come in your life and cold hurt your feelings.  -Slick Rick

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Need help with your short game?  I got just the thing.  I got Melanie Kozik.  Melanie Kozik wants to play with your putter.  Accoding to the Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office, Melanie was offering “golf lessons” on Craigslist, but prostitution was really the name of her game.  Beatsie Beatsie Boys gettin’ live on the spot.  Puttin’ all kinds of shame in the game you’ve got.  Melanie’s game?  Earning about $1,500 a week disguising her golf lessons for prostitution.  Good work if you can get it.  What did Melanie get?  Taken into custody deputies and charged with Offer to Engage in Prostitution and Maintaining a Place for the Purpose of Prostitution.

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

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