Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. -Dean Wormer
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! They say admitting you have a problem is half the battle. Elliot Ness says, “The surprise is half the battle. Many things are half the battle, losing is half the battle.” Take it easy G-Man, that’s what we’re talking about here. We’re talking about losing. Losing weight. Some folks wouldn’t go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What’s the nigger gonna do? He’s Samoan. Pablo Sandoval ain’t Samoan. He’s Venezuelan. And he is fat. The San Francisco Giants are concerned the Kung-Fu Panda will break down unless he learns to eat properly and stay trimmer. Sandoval will report to the Giants’ minor-league complex in Arizona for three weeks of fitness and nutritional training designed to teach him how to keep his weight down. Maybe Prince Fielder’s vegan diet might work. Nah.
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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