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Vlad The Impaler

By: josh q. public on: Thursday, August 27, 2009 @11:37 am

Vlad The Impaler

I am a tu tu tu tu tough tough guy.  I tell no tales, I do not lie.  I am a tu tu tu tu tough tough guy.  Halo round my head, too tough to die.  -Ramones

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Like all the kids are saying these days, this guy rakes.  Business bad?  Fuck you, pay me.  Oh, you had a fire?  Fuck you, pay me.  Place got hit by lightning, huh?  Fuck you, pay me.  That’s all this guy does.  Rake.  Like my main Hef always says, “He’s the Shawn Marion of baseball players, quietly piling up numbers.  You never think he did much until you see the bottom line.”  This folks, is the bottom line:  Last night, Vladimir Guerrero recorded his 1000th hit for the Angels.  That makes him only the second player in major-league history to have at least 1000 hits for a team in both the American and National Leagues.  Only Dave Winfield has done that.  He did that with the Padres and Yankees.  The only other active player with 1000 or more hits for two teams is Manny Ramirez.  When all is said and done, the numbers Vlad will pile up will be historic numbers.  Heroic numbers.  First ballot Hall of Fame numbers.

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

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