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Welcome To Boston Victor Martinez!

By: josh q. public on: Friday, July 31, 2009 @4:24 pm

To the Victor belong the spoils of thine enemy.  -Wlliam Marcy

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Just a quick little short one.  A quick little report one.  Better than a genital wart one.  The Boston Red Sox have acquired Victor Martinez.  Hooray Red Sox!  The Boston Red Sox have acquired that other big bopper in the line-up they so desparately needed.  Deparately seeking Susan.  The best part?  The best part is, the Boston Red Sox have acquired that other big bopper in the line-up they so desparately needed without having to part with Clay Buchholz or Daniel Bard.  Oh baby, you know what I like!  Sing it with me bitches!  Follow the bouncing ball:  Happy days are here again!  The skies above are clear again!  So lets sing a song of cheer again!  Happy days are here again!

Peace out Yankees.   Six two and Even!

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    You think this will help Victors production? I hope so, he's my starting Catcher in one fantasy league, I only start players I know to be clean. heh heh heh…… Speaking of, did you get the Daily News today? It's like they forgot they had A-rod and Giambi and Petite and Clemens and whoever else juicin on their beloved F-In Yankees. They just ripped into Boston with no Mercy today. Bias in their journalism? I will leave that for the QPublic to decide

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    i'm like a bonds fan now. blind faith. just win baby!

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    Good trade. It looks like Papi is all business and mad at the plate the last couple of games. Maybe they'll go on a run now. This week will be a good test.

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    great trade. now i know how barry bonds fans feel. every time papi goes deep, i feel vindication. dont worry about a thing stan, we got this.

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