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Justin Verlander Is Back, Jack

By: josh q. public on: Saturday, July 25, 2009 @11:47 am

Justin Verlander Is Back, Jack

Baby come back, any kind of fool could see, there was something, in everything about you.  Baby come back, you can blame it all on me.  I was wrong, and i just can’t live without you.  -Player

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Like my main men the Beastie Boys always say, “You shoulda’ never started something you couldn’t finish, cuz’ writing rhymes to me is like Popeye to spinach.”  Justin Verlander is finishing.  Just Verlander’s been eating his spinach.  He may have taken a beating from Bluto early on, butnow he’s had all he can stands and he can’t stands no more.  A-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah!  In his first four starts, Justin Verlander began this season at 0-2.   In his first four starts, Justin Verlander began this season with a 9.00 earned-run average.  Egads man.  That was then.  This is now.      

Now, Justin Verlander is back.  Back on track.  Go back, Jack, do it again.  Wheel turnin’ ’round and ’round.  You go back, Jack, do it again.  Verlander did it again yesterday.  Yesterday, Justin Verlander did not allow an earned run in his complete-game win over the White Sox.  Hooray Justin Verlander!  Since his inauspicious beginning, Verlander is now 11-3 with a 2.07 ERA in 17 starts.  Since his inauspicious beginning, Verlander now leads all major-league pitchers in wins over that span (April 27 to date).  Since his inauspicious beginning, Verlander is now second in ERA to just Clayton Kershaw.  Yeah we tease him a lot cause we’ve hot him on the spot, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.  Welcome back Justin Verlander.

Public Spectacle:

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

BallHype: hype it up!

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5!
  1. 1

    Is this a repost, could sware I already read this.

  2. 2

    not a repost. 100% original baby!

  3. 3
    Player Says:

    LOL that's not Hall and Oates

  4. 4

    i know player did the original, but i hall & oates did the cover

  5. 5

    yes PLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I work for Peter Beckett and Ronn MOss of PLAYER. Why do people insist on getting it wrong??????? It came from a true story of Peter's break up.

    Patti/Webmistress

    http://www.player-thebvand.com

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