I had a friend was a big baseball player back in high school. He could throw that speedball by you, make you look like a fool boy. -Bruce Springsteen
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! That’s right, the guy Peter Gammons and my good friends over at Major League Jerk love to give reach arounds to, is good. Like Gunnery Sgt. Hartman always says, “I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you.” Last night, Dan Haren got fucked in the ass. I’m still gonna give him a reach around. Yes sports fans, last night Dan Haren allowed four runs in the fifth inning against the Pirates. Big deal. It was the first time in his 20 starts this season that Haren even allowed three runs in an inning. Every other pitcher with at least 15 starts this season has allowed three or more runs in an inning at least once. If that’s not reach around worthy, I don’t know what is.
Public Spectacle:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
Need More? Arizona Diamondbacks,Dan Haren,MLB
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