I want to thank you for giving me the best day of my life. Oh, just to be with you is having the best day of my life. -Dido
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! SI and Tony LaRussa’s most perfect player just got more perfecter. I know it sounds crazy, but it fits perfect. Peter perfect pimped a perfect Peter. Honey dripper, sucker sipper, big dipper, sucker dipper. According to Buster Olney, the Athletics and Cardinals have completed a trade that sends outfielder Matt Holliday to St. Louis. Having Holliday bat behind Phat Albert is like Manny batting behind Big Papi. Like having A-Broad batting behind Mark Teixeira. Like eating your cake and having it too. If you don’t eat yer meat, you can’t have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat? The Cardinals already had their meat. Now they got their pudding. Now they got a guy, who this month, is batting .344 with a .421 on-base percentage. Now they got a guy who one scout says one is swinging the bat as well now as he has all year. Now they got a guy who is about to make the best player in the world even betterer.
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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A-broad? Did he get that nickname for broad-siding the sox into second place? Because that just happened.
Get the aloe out, because that was a burn.
[...] think Matt Holliday is a Coors Field product. But, no matter what, he does make Albert Pujols better in that lineup. (Josh Q. [...]
no he got it for having bitch tits. he needs the allow for underneath them.
always a pleasure henry,
no he got it for having bitch tits. he needs the aloe for underneath them.
No you dinint, you didnt just compare Holliday to A-Rod and Manny as if he were of that calibur did you? Nah, your smarter than that, not dumb, not like everybody says?
I liked Holliday just fine in Colora—-Hey? Didnt we just discus this the other day?
Hey !! Wheres my 17 shirt? Im Keith Hernandez Dammit!!!!!!
that's what you get for second guessing my prowess
Knock knock? Who's there? Keith Hernandez, BITCH!
you have prowess? Who makes that? Chrysler?
Holliday just aint in their league
Matt Holliday went 4-for-5 in his Cardinals debut, helping St. Louis earn an 8-1 win in Philadelphia. In the last 90 years the only other players to get four hits in their first game with the Cardinals were George "Showboat" Fisher (1930),
Like I said, Holliday is gonna make Pujols better
i knew you'd come around
So far, and by that i mean these first two games, Holliday is making Holliday look good
Holliday just needed a change of scenery. The Coliseum is where hitters go to die.