I’ve got big balls. I’ve got big balls. They’re such big balls. And they’re dirty big balls. The social pages say I’ve got the biggest balls of them all. AC/DC
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Yes sports fans, it’s true. Kellen Winslow Jr. has big balls. No, not for his soldier comments. No, not for signing on with Professional Sports Planning Inc. No, not for the motorcycle incident. No, not for his Starburyesque comments: “I think my 90 percent is still better than every tight end out there.” No, not for openly criticizing former GM Phil Savage. No, not for any of that. Tuth is, he really does have big balls. According to the Akron Beacon Journal, Kellen Winslow revealed that he needed fluid drained from his testicles. Winslow: “My testicles were enlarged, to the point where it hurt to walk.” And there you have it.
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!