In any minute I’ll be rolling through so get ready, so get ready. And any minute I’ll be coming through so get ready, so get ready. So, twiddley-dee, twiddley-dum, look out baby, ’cause here I come -Temptations
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! You just can’t keep a good man down. Don’t look now folks, but here comes Ryan Howard. Here comes Ryan Howard with a vengeance. Here he comes on the run with a burger and a bun and dish of applesauce on the siiiiiiide. Yes Phillie Phanatics and baseball fans alike, here comes Ryan Howard. You know he just became the quickest man to reach 200 bombs. Quicker than Ralph Kiner. Quicker than Juan Gonzalez. Sometimes I rhyme slow sometimes I rhyme quick. I’m sweeter and thicker than a chico stick. In the second half of the season, Ryan Howard is sweeter and thicker than a chico stick.
Yes, Ryan Howard reached 200 home runs faster than any man, but that’s only part of the story, morninglory. Last night, Rhino went 2-for-3 to go along with his 200th career homer for the Phillies. Just so you know, entering the night, Howard’s career batting average after the All-Star break (.302) was 47 points higher than his career average before the break (.255). Just so you know, that’s the largest increase from the first half to the second half for any active player with at least 2000 career plate appearances. Just so you know, here comes Rhino! Saddle your ponies, you bet!
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!