Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Now I like Phat Albert Pujols as much as the next guy, but like my main man Tom Petty, I need to know. I’ll pay money to know. Put him up on a stage. Have Don King promote it. I’ll pay fifty bucks to watch. I’ll pay fifty bucks to see Albert take a drug test. The blood kind. The most definitive kind they have. Tony LaRussa once said, Albert Pujols is “the perfect player.” I agree. I want to get behind the guy. I do. But I gotta know for realsies. I didn’t paint this landscape. I was once a believer. I had faith. I didn’t do this. Like my main man Flavor Flav always says, “It was you that chose your due. You built this maze you can’t get through. I tried to help you all I can. Now I can’t do nuttin’ for you man.” Now do something for me. Take the test on pay per view. It’s win-win for everybody.
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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