Do that to me one more time. Once is never enough with a man like you. Do that to me one more time. I can never get enough of a man like you. -Captain & Tennille
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Big Papi. My favorite two words in the dictionary. The most feared hitter in all of baseball. The most cheered hitter in all of baseball. The most endeared hitter in all of baseball. Finally! Finally, it has happened to me. Right in front of my face, my feelin’s can’t describe it. Finally it has happened to me. Right in front of my face and I just cannot hide it. Finally, Big Papi is back. Happy days are here again, the skies above are clear again, so let’s sing a song of cheer again. Happy days are here again!
Last night, David Ortiz hit a majestic bomb deep into the night to help lead the Red Sox to a 4-1 victory over Los Bravos. Spanish bombs, yo te quiero infinito, yo te quiero, oh mi corazn. Oh my heart is right. Bestill my beating heart. There’s no bestilling Big Papi’s beating bat right now, I can tell you that.
I can also tell you that was Ortiz’ third bomb in the past four games. It was his seventh bomb over his last seventeen games. Yowza! It’s about time. Papi had hit only one bomb in his first 49 games this season. For those of you keeping score at home, Papi’s seven home runs since June 6th are the most by any player in the American League over that span. The most by any AL player. Hooray Papi!
Yes sports fans, the biggest baddest big time hitter that’s ever been borned is back. Back after leaving a big hole in the middle of the Red Sox line-up. A colossal hole. A gargantuan hole. A monstrous hole. A World Series hole. See you in Disney Land bitches!
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!